Green Room

A room that performers wait in before they go on stage.

It is usually a small room that has a couch and is close to the stage. It is very rarely painted green!

I was a stage hand for 6 years and they told me the term "green room" came form the days of yore: The Shakespearian actors waited in a room full of green plants before they went on stage--thus the term " green room."

It also may be from the new or "green" performers waiting there before going on stage.
I was in the green room making out with Little Bo Peep!!

Did you see all the smoke coming from the green room OMG!!!

She won't come out of the green room: she's having a bitch-fit!
by thedzone September 24, 2009
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chicken laugh

Ear-piercing cackle a woman makes for attention usually within a group of other women. Often heard at restaurants.
I wish that lady with the chicken laugh would shut up!

Hear that chicken laugh?...must be a bunch of women over there.

Dude, you sound like a girl with that chicken laugh!
by thedzone October 04, 2009
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Goober

A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.

Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.

I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!
Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!

He just ate the garnish--what a goober!

That goober just pissed his pants!
by thedzone September 23, 2009
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prestidigitator

Magician, illusionist, trickster.
One with fast hands like a street magician.
Probably from the Italian presto(fast)
and Latin digitus (fingers).
David Blaine is one of the greatest prestidigitators of all time!!

Oooh i'm sooo impressed...you must be a prestidigitator!

That damn prestidigitator took me for three grand!!!
by thedzone October 05, 2009
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Lily livered land lover

Nice way of saying mother-fucking son of a bitch. Old Sea Captain/pirate's term: Because you were considered to be a weenie if your liver couldn't handle liquor and you did not have your sea legs...arrr.
Swab the decks and man the main sail you lily livered land lovers; batten down the hatches before I have you all keel hauled!!! Arrr!
by thedzone October 14, 2009
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Curmudgeon

A grumpy old man meaner than a codger or geezer.

He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"

...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"

A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!
That old curmudgeon called the cops on me for knocking on his door!!!

That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!

That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!
by thedzone September 23, 2009
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Nipwit

Old racial slur for a Nipponese or Japanese...a take on nitwit.

A dumb Jap or Asian.
I hate shopping at that Nipwit store cuz they act like nipwits.
by thedzone October 09, 2009
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