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Crude term describing the age range that females are able to menstruate and make babies thus are considered attractive or available; also know as bleeding age...from about 13-50 years of age.
I been courting girls of breeding age cuz then they is legal.
Them old crows over yonder is past bleeding age...darn.
Them old crows over yonder is past bleeding age...darn.
by thedzone October 4, 2009
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A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.
A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.
by thedzone September 27, 2009
Get the Sonny Bono mug.Urban legend condom that supposedly had a feather at the head of it to tickle women during sex. I have never seen one of these nor has anyone that I know...have you????
by thedzone October 13, 2009
Get the French Tickler mug.Fun term for a male who acts like a pervert but it can be used in jest. Probably because so many people have weird uncles.
Not quite as bad as calling someone a Chester the Molester.
codger, weirdo, Chester, perv.
Not quite as bad as calling someone a Chester the Molester.
codger, weirdo, Chester, perv.
by thedzone October 1, 2009
Get the Uncle Pervo mug.A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.
Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.
I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!
Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.
I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!
Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!
He just ate the garnish--what a goober!
That goober just pissed his pants!
He just ate the garnish--what a goober!
That goober just pissed his pants!
by thedzone September 23, 2009
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What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor?
Early(er-lie) in the morning.
What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor?
Early(er-lie) in the morning.
by thedzone October 14, 2009
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I really feel sorry for Jerry:he married a real Bride of Frankenstein.
Ya...she's ugly as sin...sh!...here she comes!
I really feel sorry for Jerry:he married a real Bride of Frankenstein.
Ya...she's ugly as sin...sh!...here she comes!
by thedzone October 9, 2009
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