thedzone's definitions
1. A man in front of an area such as a circus or side show, talking and shouting to get people interested in buying a ticket or spending money; often wearing a straw hat, and a red and white striped blazer.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.
1. That barker really cost me a fortune with his fast talking!!!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!
by thedzone August 7, 2010
Get the barkermug. The male alternative to bimbo. Usually a lazy boyfriend that doesn't work very often if at all. A couch potato. A man that uses women for food, shelter, and clothing. A moocher.
She does all the work and cooks too...he does nothing he's such a bumbo.
Mom told me I should've never married that bumbo.
Mom told me I should've never married that bumbo.
by thedzone October 14, 2009
Get the bumbomug. A grumpy old man meaner than a codger or geezer.
He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"
...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"
A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!
He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"
...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"
A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!
That old curmudgeon called the cops on me for knocking on his door!!!
That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!
That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!
That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!
That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!
by thedzone September 23, 2009
Get the Curmudgeonmug. Diarrhea.
A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.
A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.
by thedzone October 4, 2009
Get the Montezuma's revengemug. Term from Shakespearean days: Brazen meaning: snippy, saucy, bitchy, bold, conceited. Wench meaning: woman...usually young and of low class like a servant, bimbo, bar floozy, or whore. Technically means bitchy young woman but can be used for any woman. Term is often used as an insult.
Modern Times: Did you see her dance with your man...what a
brazen wench!
Days of Yore: Off with ye now ye brazen wench (slaps her ass) fetch me my pint of ale!!!
brazen wench!
Days of Yore: Off with ye now ye brazen wench (slaps her ass) fetch me my pint of ale!!!
by thedzone October 21, 2009
Get the brazen wenchmug. An area high above a stage floor (unseen by the audience)
for the stage crew to access lights, curtains...etc. It is usually narrow and can be dangerous if you screw around up there.
for the stage crew to access lights, curtains...etc. It is usually narrow and can be dangerous if you screw around up there.
by thedzone January 30, 2010
Get the catwalkmug. The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.
by thedzone October 17, 2009
Get the plumber cleavagemug.