thedzone's definitions

jiminy cricket

An old term for not saying Jesus Christ, thus not using Christ's(God's) name in vain and not breaking one of the 10 Commandments or blaspheming. Usually used with emphasis.

Now people say: Jesus!, Jesus Christ!, geez!, or geez Louise! instead.

The term is older than the character from Disney films: a talking, singing, and fancy-looking cricket.

Jiminy cricket that marine just gave me a hot-foot!!...I'll kill him!!!

Did you see what that tornado did to that old barn--jiminy crickets!

by thedzone October 3, 2009

barker

1. A man in front of an area such as a circus or side show, talking and shouting to get people interested in buying a ticket or spending money; often wearing a straw hat, and a red and white striped blazer.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.

1. That barker really cost me a fortune with his fast talking!!!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!

by thedzone August 7, 2010

bumbo

The male alternative to bimbo. Usually a lazy boyfriend that doesn't work very often if at all. A couch potato. A man that uses women for food, shelter, and clothing. A moocher.

She does all the work and cooks too...he does nothing he's such a bumbo.
Mom told me I should've never married that bumbo.

by thedzone October 14, 2009

Nipwit

Old racial slur for a Nipponese or Japanese...a take on nitwit.

A dumb Jap or Asian.

I hate shopping at that Nipwit store cuz they act like nipwits.

by thedzone October 9, 2009

Bride of Frankenstein

Insulting term for an ugly woman usually not spoken to the woman in question but to someone else.

Jerry's Friends:

I really feel sorry for Jerry:he married a real Bride of Frankenstein.

Ya...she's ugly as sin...sh!...here she comes!

by thedzone October 9, 2009

Vavoom

A totally cool little character from the old Felix the Cat cartoon on TV: He used his booming voice to blow holes through mountains.

Felix: Hey Vavoom this path stops here can you help?

Vavoom: Vavoooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!

Felix: Thanks Vavoom!

by thedzone October 7, 2009

Underground Railroad

Was neither underground nor a railroad. It was the different ways that Southern slaves escaped their masters by getting help from abolitionists to lead them to freedom in the North. Made famous by Harriet Tubman.

Toby: We gots ta gets free I her da massa's call!
Chicken George: Hopes we kan finds hep in da underground railroad!

by thedzone October 8, 2009