thedzone's definitions

shanty

A sea song or sailors song. Used for work and amusement.

Sea Shanty

What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor?
Early(er-lie) in the morning.

by thedzone October 14, 2009

P.D.Q. Bach

Fictional wacky and zany composer made up by wacky and zany real composer genius Peter Schickele. He has made many albums that are funny parodies of classical music and music in general and has won many awards. P.D.Q. stands for pretty damn quick but only Schickele knows the truth. Peter can be found at the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople.

Have you heard any P.D.Q. Bach?
Awesome comedy--totally cool!

by thedzone October 12, 2009

number one asshole

Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.

Jr. High Woodshop Class

Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!

by thedzone October 10, 2009

yiper

Mean small dog that yipes all day long...all night long.

Little dogs you want to kill cuz they never shut up.

Yorkies, Pekinese, wiener-dogs poodles...etc.

I wish that yiper across the street would shut up: one of these days I'm gonna squash it like a pumpkin!

by thedzone October 9, 2009

church lady

A totally uncool prude!

Made famous on SNL by Dana Carvey in old lady drag stating

"ISN'T THAT SPECIAL?!!!"

OMG you are acting like such a church lady!

Stop acting like a church lady...I'm gonna puke!!

OK church lady...PARDON ME!!!!!

Dude--you sound like such a a church lady!!!

by thedzone October 1, 2009

humpastillskin

Necrophiliac. Could also mean a dead lay.

A word that I just invented today.

That creepy undertaker is a humpastillskin.

My wife is boring in bed a real humpastillskin.

by thedzone October 8, 2009

plumber cleavage

The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.

My mom: (Pointing at the plumber's plumber cleavage.)
Me: Laughing on the inside: (he he he.)

by thedzone October 17, 2009