23 skidoo

To leave quickly:

I heard it came from the cops in the early 20th Century-probably the 1920s-chasing the hookers off of 23rd Street in New York City and not catching them, thus the hookers gave the cops the "23 skidoo."

Here comes the cops lets 23 skidoo!!!

That bitch gave me the 23 skidoo!!!!

We better 23 skidoo!

They gave me the ol' 23 skidoo!!

She tried to give me the ol' 23 skidoo but I caught her!

by thedzone September 23, 2009

French Tickler

Urban legend condom that supposedly had a feather at the head of it to tickle women during sex. I have never seen one of these nor has anyone that I know...have you????

wife: Hey don't forget the condoms...make sure to bring home a French Tickler!
husband: Ha ha ha!

by thedzone October 13, 2009

humpastillskin

Necrophiliac. Could also mean a dead lay.

A word that I just invented today.

That creepy undertaker is a humpastillskin.

My wife is boring in bed a real humpastillskin.

by thedzone October 08, 2009

catwalk

An area high above a stage floor (unseen by the audience)
for the stage crew to access lights, curtains...etc. It is usually narrow and can be dangerous if you screw around up there.

I told you guys not to fuck around up there--get off the catwalk now!!!

by thedzone January 30, 2010

brazen wench

Term from Shakespearean days: Brazen meaning: snippy, saucy, bitchy, bold, conceited. Wench meaning: woman...usually young and of low class like a servant, bimbo, bar floozy, or whore. Technically means bitchy young woman but can be used for any woman. Term is often used as an insult.

Modern Times: Did you see her dance with your man...what a
brazen wench!
Days of Yore: Off with ye now ye brazen wench (slaps her ass) fetch me my pint of ale!!!

by thedzone October 21, 2009

John the Baptist

Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.

Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.

John the Baptist ate locusts and wild honey.

by thedzone October 04, 2009

Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

Monopoly "Go to Jail" phrase that has evolved to mean:
Its all over; No more; Thats it; Stop; Go no further; End of story.

That crazy drunk driver plowed over the chicken coop, flew through the billboard sign and into the lake: Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

by thedzone October 03, 2009