thedzone's definitions

plumber cleavage

The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.

My mom: (Pointing at the plumber's plumber cleavage.)
Me: Laughing on the inside: (he he he.)

by thedzone October 17, 2009

Wicked Lester

1. Early 1970s rock band that had various members including the original Kiss lineup: Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley and Peter Criss.

2. The nastiest shit or fart you have ever smelled in your life.

1. Did Wicked Lester ever make an album?

2. Who left the wicked lester in my toilet?...not cool!!!

by thedzone October 7, 2009

Uncle Pervo

Fun term for a male who acts like a pervert but it can be used in jest. Probably because so many people have weird uncles.
Not quite as bad as calling someone a Chester the Molester.

codger, weirdo, Chester, perv.

Get away from that cute 13 year old girl you Uncle Pervo!

by thedzone October 1, 2009

French Tickler

Urban legend condom that supposedly had a feather at the head of it to tickle women during sex. I have never seen one of these nor has anyone that I know...have you????

wife: Hey don't forget the condoms...make sure to bring home a French Tickler!
husband: Ha ha ha!

by thedzone October 13, 2009

chicken liver

Old insult usually used by school kids. Another way to say the other person is afraid or unwanted.

Me: No I do not want to play Break-the-Bottle in the alley with you Chuy!

Chuy: Chicken liver!!!

by thedzone October 10, 2009

commie-fag-junkie

Term coined by comedian George Carlin for the worst possible person in the world from a conservative American's point of view during the hippie era thus: A communistic homosexual addicted to heroine.

Nixon must think all the hippies are commie-fag-junkies!

by thedzone October 2, 2009

prestidigitator

Magician, illusionist, trickster.
One with fast hands like a street magician.
Probably from the Italian presto(fast)
and Latin digitus (fingers).

David Blaine is one of the greatest prestidigitators of all time!!

Oooh i'm sooo impressed...you must be a prestidigitator!

That damn prestidigitator took me for three grand!!!

by thedzone October 5, 2009