thedzone's definitions

Lily livered land lover

Nice way of saying mother-fucking son of a bitch. Old Sea Captain/pirate's term: Because you were considered to be a weenie if your liver couldn't handle liquor and you did not have your sea legs...arrr.

Swab the decks and man the main sail you lily livered land lovers; batten down the hatches before I have you all keel hauled!!! Arrr!

by thedzone October 14, 2009

Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

Monopoly "Go to Jail" phrase that has evolved to mean:
Its all over; No more; Thats it; Stop; Go no further; End of story.

That crazy drunk driver plowed over the chicken coop, flew through the billboard sign and into the lake: Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

by thedzone October 3, 2009

holloweenie

An old Halloween joke.

It could also be the result of catheters on male patients.

What do you get when you take the inside out of a hotdog?
A holloweenie!!

That nurse really gave me a holloweenie with the catheter!

by thedzone October 8, 2009

Penny for your thoughts?

1. Old phrase that means: What are you thinking? Technically it means: I'll give you a penny if you tell me what you are thinking. It's silly to give a penny or receive one for your thoughts so no one ever does. Peter Frampton used it for the title of his guitar instrumental that can be heard on Frampton Comes Alive.

Penny for your thoughts? Um...let's eat?

OK!

by thedzone October 17, 2009

B52s

1. Big-ass war planes that dropped big-ass bombs on Vietnam.
2. Pop band with hits like Rock Lobster and Love Shack.

1. GI Joe drop big bomb-B52...we die.

2. How did The B52s ever get a record deal?...seriously!

by thedzone October 8, 2009

French Tickler

Urban legend condom that supposedly had a feather at the head of it to tickle women during sex. I have never seen one of these nor has anyone that I know...have you????

wife: Hey don't forget the condoms...make sure to bring home a French Tickler!
husband: Ha ha ha!

by thedzone October 13, 2009

Uncle Pervo

Fun term for a male who acts like a pervert but it can be used in jest. Probably because so many people have weird uncles.
Not quite as bad as calling someone a Chester the Molester.

codger, weirdo, Chester, perv.

Get away from that cute 13 year old girl you Uncle Pervo!

by thedzone October 1, 2009