GuyLights
GuyLights by the_realistic_numbers112 July 1, 2011
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GuyLights
When a man decides he wants to shit all over prissy and bitchy attitudes of "real men" and decides to highlight his hair any color he wants. The colors vary and so does the level of highlighted hair, it's decoration that some people enjoy and others don't.
Guy 1: Bruh, you see that freak with the guylights?
Guy 2: Who the fuck cares, don't be a prissy bitch 'bout someone else's decisions that don't personally effect you.
Guy 1: bruh ... but... mah masculinity?
Guy 2: Doesn't exist.
Guy 2: Who the fuck cares, don't be a prissy bitch 'bout someone else's decisions that don't personally effect you.
Guy 1: bruh ... but... mah masculinity?
Guy 2: Doesn't exist.
GuyLights by AlphaMaleDon'tCare October 23, 2018
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guylights
Highlights in a man's hair that is wholly unattractive: generally an indicator of one's toolish nature. Look for a pompous air and cheesy smile. Guylights are perhaps a descendant of the late 90s tendency to bleach one's hair until it looked like a skunk had pissed on it.
Barbara: Suzy, what do you think of him over there?
Suzy: With the technicolor hair? I could never date a man with guylights, Barb.
Suzy: With the technicolor hair? I could never date a man with guylights, Barb.
Gaylight Saga
A series of movies following the love story of a creepy vampire and some girl. Oh, and there's werewolves, too.
Gaylight Saga by Robbb. July 6, 2010
Gaylighting
When someone try’s to infer you are gay even after you have told them you are not. A form of teasing where a friend might constantly imply you are gay for what you do.
Heterosexual Friend 1: Hey did you see the Oscars last night?
Gaylighting Friend 2: No, I’m not gay.
Heterosexual Friend 1: I don’t think that woman is attractive.
Gaylighting Friend 2: That is because you guys are wired differently.
Gaylighting Friend 2: No, I’m not gay.
Heterosexual Friend 1: I don’t think that woman is attractive.
Gaylighting Friend 2: That is because you guys are wired differently.
Gaylighting by Mister Straight February 1, 2018
Gaylight-Savings
The money saved by being a greasy cocksucker to the salesman whilst buying disco lights or any other gay lighting apparatus.
Person 1:Hey did you hear boy george got his disco ball for half price
Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best
Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best
Gaylight-Savings by bennycnz April 3, 2010