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by the_guy February 4, 2007
Get the Do it mug.Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our nation's (USA) carnivals.
Do not let these people into your homes.
Do not let these people into your homes.
by the_guy January 14, 2005
Get the carnie mug.1 That new Jonny Deep flick ("Charlie and the Pussy Factory") is bunk, but that cat sure does have the AP.
2 Starbunks, Raisen Bunk, the bunkyard, George Clinton and the Bunkadelics,
2 Starbunks, Raisen Bunk, the bunkyard, George Clinton and the Bunkadelics,
by the_guy January 21, 2005
Get the bunk mug.A disgusting assplosion of fecal matter (all forms) occuring whilst still wearing pants. 97% of the time the "Blowout" comes without warning; the proverbial brown-tsunami has been known to hit no matter the situation.
Only three people have died from Blowouts in the past 37 years.
Only three people have died from Blowouts in the past 37 years.
intercom at retirement home: "Would Oscar please report to ward 6 with a bucket of bleach and a tire iron, Beatrice had another BM Blowout."
by the_guy January 16, 2005
Get the BM Blowout mug.The art of projectile-style defecation. The end result is a messy, steamy, smelly possible smoke filled (we don't get it either) bathroom who's cleaning requires at least a firehose and a bucket of bleach.
Assplosions have been known to inexplicably end up on the underside of the toilet seat.
In ancient China, those capable of the assplosion were looked upon with the highest regard.
see also BM Blowout
Assplosions have been known to inexplicably end up on the underside of the toilet seat.
In ancient China, those capable of the assplosion were looked upon with the highest regard.
see also BM Blowout
by the_guy January 16, 2005
Get the assplosion mug.An abnormally large penis. Derived from the 3-foot long penis of a slave seen in the movie "Amistad"
by the_guy January 14, 2005
Get the AP mug.1 The future in automobile luxury. The blue light (also known as the poopy light) must be turned on prior to dropping a duece while driving. Certain European-made cars have the option of the built in toilet seat which flushes the feces through a hole in the underside of the car. In order to give other cars a chance to get out of the way, the blue light must be turned on 3 seconds before releasing said poopy from the car.
2 When the member of a running group announces to the group that he has to fart he can do so by informing them that his blue light is flashing.
2 When the member of a running group announces to the group that he has to fart he can do so by informing them that his blue light is flashing.
1 Thank God that Ravi put the poopy light on, I just had the car washed.
2 "Look out back thurr, my blue light is flashing."
2 "Look out back thurr, my blue light is flashing."
by the_guy January 22, 2005
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