An abnormally large penis. Derived from the 3-foot long penis of a slave seen in the movie "Amistad"
by the_guy January 14, 2005
An insult aimed at someone with less than average IQ, coolness factor, or Bodily Odor (in this case, more than average). Can also be used in place of a forgotten name.
Hey monkey tits, take a shower! You smell like a bag of smashed assholes.
Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.
Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.
by the_guy January 14, 2005
I'm going to the match tonight, hope to get in the changing room afterwords for some ludoing with the home-team.
by The_guy February 23, 2013
World famous adult film star. Has starred in such films as: Butt Pirates of the Caribbean, Ed's Wood, 21 Hump Street, Edward Penis Hands, Whos Touching Gilbert's Grapes?, Cockolat, Blow, (Humping) The ASStronaut's Wife, Dick of Time, Finding Neverland: Stories from under the Ball-Sack, and Queer and hoing in Las Vegas.
by the_guy January 20, 2005
a male who often feasts on the peni of other males.
A female with similar dining habits is simply a woman
A female with similar dining habits is simply a woman
President Bush sure is a cock muncher!
by the_guy January 14, 2005
An ejaculatory bomb reaching speeds of at least Mach-2 and usually involving no less than 6 ounces of fluid. A true "rocket" travels at thrice (or more) the distance of ones normal load and has been known to target the eyeball, inner ear and ceiling. The rocket can be measured by torso length and/or mouthfull.
by the_guy January 14, 2005
Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our nation's (USA) carnivals.
Do not let these people into your homes.
Do not let these people into your homes.
by the_guy January 14, 2005