World famous adult film star. Has starred in such films as: Butt Pirates of the Caribbean, Ed's Wood, 21 Hump Street, Edward Penis Hands, Whos Touching Gilbert's Grapes?, Cockolat, Blow, (Humping) The ASStronaut's Wife, Dick of Time, Finding Neverland: Stories from under the Ball-Sack, and Queer and hoing in Las Vegas.
by the_guy January 19, 2005
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Do not let these people into your homes.
Do not let these people into your homes.
by the_guy January 14, 2005
Get the carnie mug.1 That new Jonny Deep flick ("Charlie and the Pussy Factory") is bunk, but that cat sure does have the AP.
2 Starbunks, Raisen Bunk, the bunkyard, George Clinton and the Bunkadelics,
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by the_guy January 21, 2005
Get the bunk mug.The art of projectile-style defecation. The end result is a messy, steamy, smelly possible smoke filled (we don't get it either) bathroom who's cleaning requires at least a firehose and a bucket of bleach.
Assplosions have been known to inexplicably end up on the underside of the toilet seat.
In ancient China, those capable of the assplosion were looked upon with the highest regard.
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Assplosions have been known to inexplicably end up on the underside of the toilet seat.
In ancient China, those capable of the assplosion were looked upon with the highest regard.
see also BM Blowout
by the_guy January 16, 2005
Get the assplosion mug.An ejaculatory bomb reaching speeds of at least Mach-2 and usually involving no less than 6 ounces of fluid. A true "rocket" travels at thrice (or more) the distance of ones normal load and has been known to target the eyeball, inner ear and ceiling. The rocket can be measured by torso length and/or mouthfull.
by the_guy January 13, 2005
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Hey monkey tits, take a shower! You smell like a bag of smashed assholes.
Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.
Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.
by the_guy January 13, 2005
Get the Monkey Tits mug.1 The future in automobile luxury. The blue light (also known as the poopy light) must be turned on prior to dropping a duece while driving. Certain European-made cars have the option of the built in toilet seat which flushes the feces through a hole in the underside of the car. In order to give other cars a chance to get out of the way, the blue light must be turned on 3 seconds before releasing said poopy from the car.
2 When the member of a running group announces to the group that he has to fart he can do so by informing them that his blue light is flashing.
2 When the member of a running group announces to the group that he has to fart he can do so by informing them that his blue light is flashing.
1 Thank God that Ravi put the poopy light on, I just had the car washed.
2 "Look out back thurr, my blue light is flashing."
2 "Look out back thurr, my blue light is flashing."
by the_guy January 22, 2005
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