theWestHamfan's definitions

cock sync

to be in perfect synchronisation with your sexual partner during intercourse, thrusting together in time.

"poor kevin" exclaimed sandra "he was so out of cock sync that it slipped out and damaged my right knee"

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

glansfly supreme

to lie underneath one's mosquito net and smother one's glans with jam. then holding the foreskin (if any) pulled back, remove the net thus allowing a myriad of flies to enter and suck the jam from the glans until a climax is reached.

alec hated the hot steamy nights until kevin introduced him to glansfly supreme

by theWestHamfan December 9, 2003

eurolagnia

sexual arousal derived from pissing on anything and everything even remotely associated with europe and/or the euro

widdy was at the height of eurolagnia as she squatted over the photo of the froggy president and pissed her bladder inside out

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003

hippopotomia

to become sexually aroused with excessive fat

kev's new partner was so tripleobese he played bouncy castles all night to satisfy his hippopotamia

by theWestHamfan January 23, 2004

rubber scrubber

a woman that looks so hard up she would wash out condoms and use them again

she was wearing a red hat and a smile but kev still didn't fancy her. she resembled a north london rubber scrubber

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

silvery

a person that loses their bottle at the last moment

Oi dunky oggins you lost yoer bo(glotteral stop)all

by theWestHamfan October 30, 2003

handball

to unload by hand

"fork lift truck? you must be joking. this is TESCO's. stop whinging and handball that twnty tons of spuds off NOW!

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003