conger eel

a penis that never becomes fully erect, even during ejaculation

brittney was VERY dissapointed. she expected a throbber and he only had a conger eel

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

gingivitis

swollen gums through giving too much felatio

Oi Kinnock, no wonder your gingivitus has flared - GET OFF THAT NOW!

by theWestHamfan November 03, 2003

cock conk

a nose shaped like a penis

karl maldern's cock conk nearly won him an oscar for best supporting nose

by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

I'll keep my eye out for you

to look out for a person

the cheapest sex trev could find was One-eyed-Hilda who would charge him 50p for a quickie in the old eye-socket.
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."

by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003

scot scrotum

a disease causing the scrotum to swell and turn purple, similar to a large aubergene. can also be brought on by wearing a kilt in january in the highlands.

it was so cold in sedgefield, dubya nearly caught scot scrotum, lucky he wasn't wearing tony's kilt!

by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003

quimguzzle

to definitely partake in a drink from the furry cup. to attempt cunnilingus

"oi sean, fancy a quimguzzle?" pleaded spicer. "not just at this moment, thanks debbie, im just starting a pocket billiards session."

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

ball stones

hard gristle lumps that form in one's testicles during puberty

"in my opinion" sympathised the consultant "we will have to remove the veg part of trevor's meat and two veg"
"NOOO" screamed the semi-anaesthatised trevor "it's me GALL stones, not me BALL stones, you pillock"

by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003