theWestHamfan's definitions

gloyboy

a rentboy or young male prostitute

everyone thought it was alec's grandson visiting him. could it be his gloyboy?

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

turkey baster

lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster

kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster

by theWestHamfan December 17, 2003

mars bar

a chocolate covered sweet bar

mick - "how are you liking this mars bar?"
marrianne - "ooooooooh, ooooooooh, it's LOVELY!"

by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003

ancient history

gone for good

"joey 'ad 'is moments" exclaimed dave, "but at the end of the day 'e's ancient history."

by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

get his leg over

he has sexual intercourse

trev couldn't get his leg over with debbie because she was riding the cotton pony

by theWestHamfan January 7, 2004

uncontrollable flesh

a penis that suffers with spontaneous erections

"yes, your honour, I saw him running through Epping Forest, in broad daylight, with 10 inches of uncontrollable flesh, sticking out in front of him. It resembled a lance."

by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003

prat hat

press on towel of the sanitary variety usually worn by young girls who don't really know what a good flood is.

Ah, poor little jodi was wearing her first prat hat and feeling so proud when the boys following shouted "oi you just dropped sumfink" "too late the flies are on it"
boys can be right bastards

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003