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Alltel is a phone company that orginated in Arkansas. Its an ok place to work. They pay really good with great benefits but you have to talk to some ignorant assholes on a daily basis. Alltel was recently purchased by Verizon. May God help us!
Hi thanks for calling alltel this is Bob how may I help You?
Cust: yeah my phone doesnt work.. Why? fix it now!!
Rep: I would be more than happy to help u may I have your ten digit number?
Cust: No Mother Fucker fix it now! Why do you need my number? cant you just sprinkle some pixie dust on it and make it work?
Rep: Sir take it to the store have a good day. Click
Cust: Hello? Hello? i think he hng up on me.. 5 minutes later.. Hello?!?!
Alltel by jacksonwpeakeast January 29, 2009
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Different versions of a gene, of which code for different versions of a characteristic.

If the alleles in a mtching pair are the same, they are called homozygous alleles.

If the alleles in a matching pair are different, they are called heterozygous alleles.

Some alleles are dominant to other forums of a gene and will always be expressed.

Some alleles are recessive to other forms of the gene and will rarely be expressed.
The physical expression of alleles which are pairs is the phenotype.
alleles by Rainy_Night May 28, 2007

allelopathy

The release of chemicals by one plant species that inhibits the germination or growth of another species.
A rose plant releases a chemical and this stops another species from growing, this is known as allelopathy.
allelopathy by bioFreak October 19, 2009
Alleles are people are hot and gets multiple girls/boys to them and had sexual interactions with another organism and are really disrespectful to the community and has multiple symptoms and despised by his/her relatives.
once there was once a fair maiden who gave birth to Alex with another organism

omg you are such a allele alex!
Allele by angelina005 July 30, 2020

alleluia 

One of the most amazing guys you'll ever meet .alleluia is a shy cute guy who every lady would love to be with .
I'm lucky to have an alleluia in my life
alleluia by ademide March 29, 2017
She's short and cute. She has a cute dimpled smile. Person who is really genuine.
Allely is soooo cuteee!!!
Allely by Wazexxx June 8, 2021

braille-allel parking 

parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.
I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.
braille-allel parking by Are2Dee2 October 28, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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