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Alltel is a phone company that orginated in Arkansas. Its an ok place to work. They pay really good with great benefits but you have to talk to some ignorant assholes on a daily basis. Alltel was recently purchased by Verizon. May God help us!
Hi thanks for calling alltel this is Bob how may I help You?
Cust: yeah my phone doesnt work.. Why? fix it now!!
Rep: I would be more than happy to help u may I have your ten digit number?
Cust: No Mother Fucker fix it now! Why do you need my number? cant you just sprinkle some pixie dust on it and make it work?
Rep: Sir take it to the store have a good day. Click
Cust: Hello? Hello? i think he hng up on me.. 5 minutes later.. Hello?!?!
Alltel by jacksonwpeakeast January 29, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Different versions of a gene, of which code for different versions of a characteristic.

If the alleles in a mtching pair are the same, they are called homozygous alleles.

If the alleles in a matching pair are different, they are called heterozygous alleles.

Some alleles are dominant to other forums of a gene and will always be expressed.

Some alleles are recessive to other forms of the gene and will rarely be expressed.
The physical expression of alleles which are pairs is the phenotype.
alleles by Rainy_Night May 28, 2007

allelopathy

The release of chemicals by one plant species that inhibits the germination or growth of another species.
A rose plant releases a chemical and this stops another species from growing, this is known as allelopathy.
allelopathy by bioFreak October 19, 2009
Alleles are people are hot and gets multiple girls/boys to them and had sexual interactions with another organism and are really disrespectful to the community and has multiple symptoms and despised by his/her relatives.
once there was once a fair maiden who gave birth to Alex with another organism

omg you are such a allele alex!
Allele by angelina005 July 30, 2020

alleluia 

One of the most amazing guys you'll ever meet .alleluia is a shy cute guy who every lady would love to be with .
I'm lucky to have an alleluia in my life
alleluia by ademide March 29, 2017
She's short and cute. She has a cute dimpled smile. Person who is really genuine.
Allely is soooo cuteee!!!
Allely by Wazexxx June 8, 2021

braille-allel parking 

parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.
I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.
braille-allel parking by Are2Dee2 October 28, 2010
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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