the slut formerly known as your mother's definitions

bicycle

Peddle-powered mode of transport with two wheels, handlebars and an annoying tendancy to harm one's testicles when going over bumps.

i want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I OOOOOWWW .....my nuts...

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

pikeyfied clothes

Clothes that have dirt, tomato kethcup, beer, wankstains and sweat over them. The result of wearing the same garments several days in a row.

Call the footman! I have pikeyfied my clothes after spending a weekend in Greece and need new ones.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

Cambodia

A beautiful country with long, deserted golden beaches.....

...deserted due to the huge numbers of landmines.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 9, 2004

bunch of fives

(n.) Five fingers (4+ 1 thumb) coming toward your face. An example of cockney

Look at me again and I'll give you the bunch of fives

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

dildo duel

When two people insert dildoes into thier lower orifices and squirm as if fighting to move the dildo around eachother's orifice, bringing much pleasure.


A dildo duel is also the result of immature 12 year olds visiting an adult natured shop, and having a swordfight with the largest dildo collection.

Two kids came into the shop and had a dildo duel yesterday. They knocked over a few gimp suits.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

money laundering

(n.) The process of hiding the source of illegal income by processing it through a large-turnover entity, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that entity to avoid suspicion.

This definition has evolved to include any form of hiding income (or sources of income) in the interests of avoiding tax, although the problem posed by non-specific 'cover-all' statements means that it is open to loopholes because of the vast grey areas.

Money laundering has been practised for over 6000 years, but the term itself comes from the prohibition era of american history.

If a public limited company were to pay its director fees or dividends through purchasing toy cars worth £1 each for @ £50,000 each from a foreign company (and listing them as real cars) owned by the receiving directors/shareholders so they get their money with minor taxation, that would be covered by the extended definition of money laundering.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

gauntlet

1) A leather glove with studs, used for punching, slapping, or setting challenges. In the days of old when knights were bold, a gauntlet would be thrown on the floor as a challenge. If someone picked up the gauntlet, they would accept the challenge of competition in 2)

2) A jousting competition, whereby knights on horseback would have 5 lances to attack eachother with, and one broadsword. They would wear the colours of a lady, and defend the honour of a kingdom.

I challenge ye, sir knight, to take the gauntlet.

Challenge accepted!

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004