Definitions by the slut formerly known as your mother

love handles 

Hold onto the fat women with these useful rolls of fat.

Her love handles here so big I couldn't get my hand around them.

love handles by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

handles 

Big rolls of fat at the side of the stomach on unfit females.

Hold on to her handles and bang her.

handles by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

gauntlet

1) A leather glove with studs, used for punching, slapping, or setting challenges. In the days of old when knights were bold, a gauntlet would be thrown on the floor as a challenge. If someone picked up the gauntlet, they would accept the challenge of competition in 2)

2) A jousting competition, whereby knights on horseback would have 5 lances to attack eachother with, and one broadsword. They would wear the colours of a lady, and defend the honour of a kingdom.

I challenge ye, sir knight, to take the gauntlet.

Challenge accepted!

gauntlet by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

freezing my bollocks off

Another way of saying that one is cold.

Oi! Guvnor, I'm freezing my bollocks out ere

freezing my bollocks off by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

brown hatter 

When the hat of your penis is brown, you are a brown hatter.

Also a kind of flower.

I went to the garden show and saw lots of brown hatters lying in a (flower) bed

brown hatter by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

bicycle 

Peddle-powered mode of transport with two wheels, handlebars and an annoying tendancy to harm one's testicles when going over bumps.

i want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I OOOOOWWW .....my nuts...

bicycle by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

lesbian side sluts 

(n.) (pl) A pair of female chums who will allow you to watch thier bedroom antics.

I have lesbian side sluts on call.

lesbian side sluts by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004