40 definition by the slut formerly known as your mother

Generic name for one who rapes a man in the anus (bumming), not knowing the man has AIDS, thus shortening his own life for a moment's pleasure (if having your cock up the shitter of a non-consenting person of the same sex is your idea of pleasure)
Don't bend down when the suicide bummer is around, people. He'll give AIDS to his victims.

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Clothes that have dirt, tomato kethcup, beer, wankstains and sweat over them. The result of wearing the same garments several days in a row.
Call the footman! I have pikeyfied my clothes after spending a weekend in Greece and need new ones.

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to be taken for a ride (as in riding a cunt). To be manipulated.
I'm not going to sit here and be taken for a cunt. Give me the car keys NOW.

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Big rolls of fat at the side of the stomach on unfit females.
Hold on to her handles and bang her.

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(n.) (pl) A pair of female chums who will allow you to watch thier bedroom antics.
I have lesbian side sluts on call.

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Another way of saying that one is cold.
Oi! Guvnor, I'm freezing my bollocks out ere

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UK use- (v.) to communicate inconcisely.
I tried reading 'the art of war' by SUN TZU but there was so much waffling and nonsensical rhetoric that I could barely find the useful information. Same for Mein Kampf

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