Definitions by the pwn3r
properazzi
Like a paparazzi, but only takes photos at appropriate times instead of sneaking up and taking pics when people least expect it.
Dan: This one guy went right up to Jessica Simpson and asked kindly to take a few pics.
Dave: Man, what a properazzi.
Dave: Man, what a properazzi.
properazzi by the pwn3r May 11, 2007
death
1. A horrible disease that's almost as bad a pregnancy. Symptoms include not living anymore, your body decaying, all of your money and possessions being given to relatives you may or may not know, and your body being put underground forever or being set on fire.
2. Like sleep, only more permanent.
3. Sleep's cousin.
2. Like sleep, only more permanent.
3. Sleep's cousin.
1. Joe got hit by a bus and caught death.
2. Mom: O, Jimmy, grandma isn;t sleeping, she's dead!
Jimmy: Nooooooo!
3. Sleep: Hi, Death!
Death: Yo wusup?
Sleep: Want to come over? I have some Tim Burton movies u might like.
Death: SWEET! K I'll b ther in an hour.
Sleep: K.
2. Mom: O, Jimmy, grandma isn;t sleeping, she's dead!
Jimmy: Nooooooo!
3. Sleep: Hi, Death!
Death: Yo wusup?
Sleep: Want to come over? I have some Tim Burton movies u might like.
Death: SWEET! K I'll b ther in an hour.
Sleep: K.
ps2
The second sony play station game consle that has been out forever and the original playstation seems ancient to everyone under 20. they first made the huge one that had similar dimensions to microsoft's xbox though not as heavy. the newer one (the one i have) is really, really compact and looks better. ps2 has some great games such as GTA, Tekken, and A LOT of racing games. the only drawback, it takes forever to load, which is a turn-off for many gamers.
- Hey man! Wanna play the newest GTA I just got for ps2?
- I dunno, it takes a hell of a long time to load...
- BUT IT'S GTA!
- o right. sure. let's go!
- I dunno, it takes a hell of a long time to load...
- BUT IT'S GTA!
- o right. sure. let's go!
loophole
A forgotten condition in a law, agreement, etc. that allows one to interpret and, in conclusion, get around another condition(s).
Dave: Man, I fucken HATE that bitch.
Joe: Calm down, you know we're not allowed to hit girls.
Dave: Who said anything about "hitting". There's no rule against brutally beating with a medival flail. *evil glint* Loopholes rule!
Joe: You sick fuck.
Joe: Calm down, you know we're not allowed to hit girls.
Dave: Who said anything about "hitting". There's no rule against brutally beating with a medival flail. *evil glint* Loopholes rule!
Joe: You sick fuck.
Marx Brothers
One of the greatest comic groups of all time. Movies of theirs include Horsefeathers and Animal Crackers. The four "brothers" are:
Groucho Marx - Very thick moustache and usually the lead in their movies.
Chico Marx - Noticable by his gangster-like accent. (not to be confused with "gangsta")
Harpo Marx - Never speaks in he movies (making him funnier).
Zeppo Marx - Usually the least funny and most serious Marx brother. Any jokes of his are very subtle or not as obvious as the jokes from the other 3.
Groucho Marx - Very thick moustache and usually the lead in their movies.
Chico Marx - Noticable by his gangster-like accent. (not to be confused with "gangsta")
Harpo Marx - Never speaks in he movies (making him funnier).
Zeppo Marx - Usually the least funny and most serious Marx brother. Any jokes of his are very subtle or not as obvious as the jokes from the other 3.
Chick: Hey wanna go see a corny romance movie w/ me?
Dude: Sorry, but I'm stayin home tonight watchin' the Marx Brothers DVD's.
Chick: Who are they?
Dude: *pimp smacks her face*
Dude: Sorry, but I'm stayin home tonight watchin' the Marx Brothers DVD's.
Chick: Who are they?
Dude: *pimp smacks her face*
Marx Brothers by the pwn3r June 30, 2006