papa lazarou

the owner of 'papa lazarous pandamonium curcus' which has a population of 7, inculdeing 1 tall freak, 1 bearded woman, 4 midgets and papa himself. he has only 1 fear, and that is nose bleeds. do not let your nose bleed near him or you could start a war. also has many wives all named dave
by the pope January 17, 2004
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Bass assassin

One who drinks large quantities of Bass ale in a short period of time.
Jamie drank six bottles of Bass, and the night's barely begun, that dude's a Bass assassin!
by the pope June 08, 2004
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Salman Rushdie

Indian-born Author of the Satanic Verses. Currently on the run from a fatwah, or death decree, issued in 1989 by the Ayatollah Khomeini, after alegations that the book blasphemes against Islam. His cause is championed by the likes of Bono from U2.
Salman Rushdie gave an interview with Rolling Stone a couple of years ago. I don't know what happened to him since. I think we would've heard if the goons had caught up with him.
by the Pope July 22, 2004
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lil' pimp

A boy under the age of 16, who wears gold and platinum chains, tradiditonal, "gangsta" clothing, wears predominantly one color, such as red, blue, yellow. Has either been inducted into a gang at an early age or fancies himself to be in one.
I saw that kid in all red today on the stairs. What's he, like 13? Lil' pimp.
by the pope June 11, 2004
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pople

i wish i was more pople
by the pope March 25, 2003
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jerkin' the gherkin

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.
by the pope June 11, 2004
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butts

1. Used gigarette or cigar ends, the part of the cigarette or cigar that either contains the filter or becomes too hot to hold, and cannot be smoked.

2. Cigarettes, smoked or unsmoked, usually in the process of being smoked.
1. The plant had since died, and smokers had filled the plant-holder with butts.

2. The students stood outside of the door, making small-talk and killing butts, despite the NO SMOKING sign that glared down from all outside doors.
by the pope June 11, 2004
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