the pope's definitions

papa lazarou

the owner of 'papa lazarous pandamonium curcus' which has a population of 7, inculdeing 1 tall freak, 1 bearded woman, 4 midgets and papa himself. he has only 1 fear, and that is nose bleeds. do not let your nose bleed near him or you could start a war. also has many wives all named dave

helllo dave

by the pope January 17, 2004

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

Bass assassin

One who drinks large quantities of Bass ale in a short period of time.

Jamie drank six bottles of Bass, and the night's barely begun, that dude's a Bass assassin!

by the pope June 8, 2004

hibzity

to be off the HIBZITY is to be off the Hook at a rate 999 time better

DUDE, this is off the HIBZITY!

by The Pope June 14, 2003

shank

1. Dry, flaky, poor-quality marijuana, usually with seeds and stems.

2. Anything which is of extremely poor quality, poorly make, an expired prodouct.

1. I need water! This is some goddamn shank weed. Augh, my throat.

2. This is one shank-ass van, look at that rust hole in the floor-board!

by the pope June 8, 2004

WP

Whiney P*ssy

Needs no explanation.

by The Pope May 13, 2003

Mass-hole

Offensive slang for someone who comes from Massatcheusetts.

Slow down man, you're driving like a mass-hole!

by the pope June 6, 2004