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Koji

Verb (most commonly), Noun, Adjective. It basically means horrible horrible luck and anything generally associated with it. Named for Koji for the digitalmzx.net forums who seems to have such a horrible run of bad luck that he must've broken a funhouse, not just a mirror.

v: "Yeah, I got zapped by lightning walking home from school on a clear day" "Wow, you got kojied."

n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."

a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."

by The Man April 5, 2005

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Rye Football

One of the Best Football Programs in NEW YORK STATE. They don't lose very often, a matter a fact the RYE Garnets are 49-5 in the last 5 years so that just tells you how good they are. They won the State Championship in 2005 and are looking for another one in 2006. They have been to the state Championship 3 years in a row. They are Disciplined, well coached, strong , athletic, very talented and fast.

Rye football is like The new york Yankees of High school football. Rye is very good

by THe man June 19, 2006

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the pounce

The pounce happens when you see a stripper on stage and her thong slips as shes bending over to do a sexy little move. You already have a boner, so you whip it out and run on stage and stick it in her while she's unexpected. She yells at you and her bouncer kicks you out of the club. But just remember, you had it in their for a while, and you know she liked it.

Dude, some guy used the pounce and ended up in jail on criminal charges.

by The Man August 30, 2008

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Hasanic

The surname of one that fulfils every possible sexual need that a woman could ever desire with a minuscule amount of effort. There is no age limit on the level of Sex God. One can only decide himself as a sex god when his shoe size has reached 13 and he is truly a master of sexy time.

Bob made me scream in orgasmic fury last night, I'm still shaking in complete awe. He is truly one crazy ass Hasanic.

by THE mAn June 21, 2013

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