the king's definitions

tooterolls

Chodes that do not know how to speak and say tooterolls instead of tutorials

Chode: Yo pud I need to look at some tooterolls to learn about that amp

King: You idiot

by The King May 17, 2004

Windmill

A penis that is so large that it can spin around like a windmill

A: I heard that the kings windmill is 15"
B: Its true, Ive seen it

by The King October 19, 2004

nostril

1) Opening in the nose that varies in size and shape from person to person. Used for sniffing, breathing and smelling.

How you finger gets into your nose.

by The king November 18, 2003

muse

A Good Band, thats good live, taht some luckey gits get away with getting seated tickets, but are masters at stealth :P

Person1: i seen muse with my mates yesterday,
was ment to b seating but snuck in to standing
Person2: BASTERED

by The King April 1, 2005

semen

Penis pudding

There is semen blasting out of my penis!

by the king November 18, 2003

Gary hooster brewster

A dater rape drug where one shot equals 30 beers

Gary Hooster Brewster

by The King October 19, 2004