Urban Dictionary: Definitions by the king

semen

There is semen blasting out of my penis!

by the king November 18, 2003

A dater rape drug where one shot equals 30 beers

by The King October 19, 2004

To have KungfuManchu is to suffer from Crotch Rats.

Man Pookey over there got a bad case of KungFuManchu!

by the King June 11, 2006

A Good Band, thats good live, taht some luckey gits get away with getting seated tickets, but are masters at stealth :P

Person1: i seen muse with my mates yesterday,
was ment to b seating but snuck in to standing
Person2: BASTERED

by The King April 1, 2005

A bitter, disgruntled, beligerent, 50 foot, hung like a mule, sales rep that puts gin in his coffee at work and hates to golf.

by The King May 29, 2003

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

(1)ex.-She has all the STD's; she is a cockmonger
(2,3)ex- Shut up, cockmonger!

by the king July 28, 2003