A bitter, disgruntled, beligerent, 50 foot, hung like a mule, sales rep that puts gin in his coffee at work and hates to golf.
What the hell is your problem LUD?
by The King May 29, 2003
1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia
2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man
3.) Daniel Olson
2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man
3.) Daniel Olson
by the king July 28, 2003
by The King October 20, 2004
by The King January 07, 2005
Townies are people who where cheap fake clothes brought from the local market. They where fake burberry caps and scarfs. They got out of there way to where nike and addidas.They use terms such as "blads" and "wa gwan" every townie thinks they are black and would do anything to fit in with a black crowd. Townie females are cheap sluts who thnik they are black. Again fake burberry caps and scarfs. They have fake burberry hair bands.There hair is incredibly greasy there teeth are normally black with tar from ciggertes. They will proboly never have a good job only to be working at the till in poundland. Townies mothers dont give a damn about there kids and gave birth at 15 or 16. There father ran away at 16, and is proboly in prison for assulting someone. Townies apperantly have loads of back up but when it actually comes to it it is a bunch of 4 foot 10yr olds. They look down at people wh are smarter than them and call the boffins. I hate townies so much they are so annoying!!!!.
by The king April 25, 2004
by The King December 15, 2003