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The term "Bowen" orginates from a very stinky guy that shits himself very often. To be called Bowen is to be called the foulest smelling person known to the world.
"Dude did someone empty a septic tank in here?"
"No it's just bowen over there, let's drop him in a vat of air freshner"
"No it's just bowen over there, let's drop him in a vat of air freshner"
by The King March 23, 2005
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What the hell is your problem LUD?
by The King May 29, 2003
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Get the KungFuManchu(er) mug.People either have nice straight teeth or crooked never touched by a dentist teeth. People with crooked, snagletooth ugly mutherfucken teeth have shit teeth.
by The King February 28, 2005
Get the shit teeth mug.of Friar like proportions; from the gothic regions of Tasmania, a herbalist and an adept dwarf like species of primate noted for voyeuristic tendencies and panty sniffing.
Famous for its untamed laughter and unabashed exberance. A quick judge of character and an intelligent and trustworthy friend.
Not to be mistaken with fried oyster gnat pate similar to the rillettes du Mans from the Southern Seychelles region of Kazakhstan.
A species of Needra/Camel Hybrid known for its staunch opposition to labour and its penchant for gluttony.
also utilised in the characterisation of a 'fucking Harrison' in the term, 'fucking harrison'.....
a person seeking employment at a pre-school for the mute
a cup which is 3/4's empty and full of a salt like substance the owner claims is a condiment
Famous for its untamed laughter and unabashed exberance. A quick judge of character and an intelligent and trustworthy friend.
Not to be mistaken with fried oyster gnat pate similar to the rillettes du Mans from the Southern Seychelles region of Kazakhstan.
A species of Needra/Camel Hybrid known for its staunch opposition to labour and its penchant for gluttony.
also utilised in the characterisation of a 'fucking Harrison' in the term, 'fucking harrison'.....
a person seeking employment at a pre-school for the mute
a cup which is 3/4's empty and full of a salt like substance the owner claims is a condiment
set in southern Portugal before legislative reforms incorporating the concept of statutory rape...
Granton: 'hello child... come hither...'
child: you deadbeat?? y aren't you at work.... my dad has to till the King's fifedom to subsidise people like you
Granton: my child.. i am a learned scholar specialising in the anatomy of smal primates.... plus i have some assorted lollies...
Child: in that case
Granton: (smiling)......
a little bit later....
kiddies in play -fife: 'why are you limping Tommy'? (aka.. the child)
Child: shutup you serfs!!! (thinking of a happy place)....
Granton: 'hello child... come hither...'
child: you deadbeat?? y aren't you at work.... my dad has to till the King's fifedom to subsidise people like you
Granton: my child.. i am a learned scholar specialising in the anatomy of smal primates.... plus i have some assorted lollies...
Child: in that case
Granton: (smiling)......
a little bit later....
kiddies in play -fife: 'why are you limping Tommy'? (aka.. the child)
Child: shutup you serfs!!! (thinking of a happy place)....
by the King April 25, 2005
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