Definitions by the guy

Autismsplaining 

Autismsplaining is when one presents another with information that they are likely unfamiliar with in a very in-depth and technical manner. The word is derived from the tendency of people with ASD to give long-winded dissertations on topics that others aren't very well versed in.

Autismsplaining usually involves specific, technical jargon and lengthy explanation that the listener is unlikely to understand.

"Yeah guitars are pretty cool. My favorite shape is the Gibson SG body, but in terms of actual playability and function, I prefer the ESP Viper series. Gibson's had a lot of quality control issues and lack of innovation, and I think that the better pickup design with a coil-splitting option is far superior to any Gibson product, while still retaining the iconic design."

"Dude, you're autismsplaining. I barely understood any of that beyond you liking guitars."

Autismsplaining by The guy October 2, 2020

Shitslinger 

A joke term making fun of Anarcho-Primitivists. Due to the fact that Anarcho-Primitivism opposes many human advancements, people who follow the ideology are commonly mocked as primal humans. Since primal being are uncivilized, and known to sling their shit, this is where the term comes from.

Has anyone seen what this shitslinger is saying? His ideas are ridiculous.

Shitslinger by The guy November 25, 2017

Illusory ass

A seating position used by people with the lack of an ass to make it appear as though they have one. Involves curving the back forward, while leaving the ass in a normal seated positron.

Even though she really had no ass, the illusory ass position made it look like she did.

Illusory ass by The guy September 13, 2016

Faptics

A combination of the word "Fapping" and "Tactics". Used to describe tricks or ways of masturbating.

Steve told me about these faptics he used. At first I thought they sounded crazy, but after reviewing them they kind of make sense.

Faptics by The guy May 16, 2016

cleveland brown 

A character on family guy and formely the cleveland show. Not to be confused with the cleveland browns of th nfl.

Cleveland brown is a funny guy

cleveland brown by the guy October 30, 2015

Captain Hook dick 

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.

He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.

Captain Hook dick by The guy May 7, 2015

drunklestillskin 

A really annoying drunken friend. Commonly can't remember anything.

Dammit, here comes drunklestillskin to ask where his car is.

drunklestillskin by The guy February 2, 2015