Definitions by the evil steve
epidemic
1. (dictionary) Widespread contagion, usually a bacteria or virus, that kills or severly sickens a large number people in a particular geographic area.
2. (American Media) Half-assed drug or dumbass activity that kills a couple suburban white kids, usually in the Baltimore area for some reason.
2. (American Media) Half-assed drug or dumbass activity that kills a couple suburban white kids, usually in the Baltimore area for some reason.
1. The SARS epidemic of 2003 killed hundreds and hospitalized thousands in China and Toronto.
2. Stone Phillips reporting on the highway surfing epidemic... Ashleigh Banfield to follow with an expose on the paint-huffing epidemic.
2. Stone Phillips reporting on the highway surfing epidemic... Ashleigh Banfield to follow with an expose on the paint-huffing epidemic.
epidemic by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
arsed
1) That little town on the road to Heavington between Plowed and Blotto
2) Irretrievably drunk - past the point of it being fun but short of it being dangerous.
2) Irretrievably drunk - past the point of it being fun but short of it being dangerous.
1) Check out Phil over there at the bar clinging to his stool like he's riding piggyback - methinks our boy be arsed!
2) OK, I'm arsed. If I get to the morning without hurling, I deserve a fecking medal.
2) OK, I'm arsed. If I get to the morning without hurling, I deserve a fecking medal.
arsed by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
Slipknot
Very loud, very fast band. Fastest drummer I've ever heard, and the rest of the band keeps up and in time. Not the most complicated or artisticly impressive music, but fuck it - it's metal... what do you want?
In the rare moments the vocalist sings, his voice is pretty decent. 90% of the time, he belches out words in a rapid-fire growl-scream that makes your throat hurt to listen to. Effective for the lyrics and crowd Slipknot plays to.
If one is to believe that Slipknot's lyrics represent the true feelings of the band, these guys wake up more pissed off and hateful than any remotely sane human should ever be in the worst situation imaginable. Therefore, it is safe to say they are a marketing creation geared toward angst-ridden 15-23 year old white males. On drugs. A lot of drugs. A lot of hard, powerful, brain-raping drugs. (The band - not necessarily the target market.)
Technically impressive, artistically passable, lyrically horrid to the point of amusement.
Fear anyone who belives Slipknot's lyrics were written just for him out of pages from his life. The average disaffected adolescent white boy is destructive enough - if he rallies around Slipknot lyrics, you've got another Timothy McVeigh just waiting to happen.
In the rare moments the vocalist sings, his voice is pretty decent. 90% of the time, he belches out words in a rapid-fire growl-scream that makes your throat hurt to listen to. Effective for the lyrics and crowd Slipknot plays to.
If one is to believe that Slipknot's lyrics represent the true feelings of the band, these guys wake up more pissed off and hateful than any remotely sane human should ever be in the worst situation imaginable. Therefore, it is safe to say they are a marketing creation geared toward angst-ridden 15-23 year old white males. On drugs. A lot of drugs. A lot of hard, powerful, brain-raping drugs. (The band - not necessarily the target market.)
Technically impressive, artistically passable, lyrically horrid to the point of amusement.
Fear anyone who belives Slipknot's lyrics were written just for him out of pages from his life. The average disaffected adolescent white boy is destructive enough - if he rallies around Slipknot lyrics, you've got another Timothy McVeigh just waiting to happen.
Slipknot by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
Verb: To fail a class due to incompete coursework - often listed as I/F on grade reports. Common plight of the second semester college freshman finally hitting his/her party schwerve.
Dude! I totally forgot I registered for these three classes... I totally IFfed the bastards. Shit! Oh, well - pass the bong.
IF by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
Miltoned
To have rights, privileges, and/or other amenities revoked over a period of time with apparent intent of making the Miltonee want to leave. Derived from the Milton character in the movie Office Space, who constantly had his cubicle moved and office supplies removed against his protestations.
Since last year, my boss has taken away lunch breaks, given my job to an intern, and made me share my cubicle with Smelly Mel from Marketing - I'm totally getting Miltoned!
Miltoned by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
deutschebag
A Euro (preferably a German) who gets all snooty about how much better / more artistic / more well-crafted things are back on the Continent than over here (US, Canada, hell - England can play along too!).
Uwe can't drink a Blue without going on a diatribe about how much better his precious Warsteiner is - what a deutschebag!
deutschebag by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
chesticles
1) Reference to the confidence, or "balls", in dealing with men afforded to ladies with ample frontage.
2) Sweater puppies, cat heads, bazooms, etc.
2) Sweater puppies, cat heads, bazooms, etc.
1) Linda demanded an explanation from the boss for turning down her expense reports - she's really testing her chesticles!
2) Guy 1: Yo! Check out the chesticles on the redhead!
Guy 2: Ahoy, Cap'n! The SS Brassiere's front torpedo bays are armed, loaded and ready for battle!
2) Guy 1: Yo! Check out the chesticles on the redhead!
Guy 2: Ahoy, Cap'n! The SS Brassiere's front torpedo bays are armed, loaded and ready for battle!
chesticles by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005