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Definitions by the cooler penguin27

gooplesoft 

google apple and microsoft combined
gooplesoft
gooplesoft by the cooler penguin27 September 14, 2020

i give a fuck 

i give a fuck o wait i dont
i give a fuck by the cooler penguin27 September 14, 2020
1. good birbo who is cute on the outside but evil on the inside

2. what an iphone autocorrects to when you say fuck
1. that little duck over there is an asshole, he just bite me

2. and i have said what the duck more times than i care to count. -GradeAUnderA
duck by the cooler penguin27 September 14, 2020
the TRUE worst year of all time, you may think 2020 is a dumpster fire, but oh boy you have never heard of this, 536 brought, first off, most empires failed by this year, GLORIOUS start isnt it?, then theres that it marked one of the WORST famines ever, pretty shitty right now eh? well were just getting started, because then there was the HUMONGOUS VOLCANOS ERUPTING! combine this bullfuckery to 2020 you know damn well this planet would cease to exist, and these are real events! im not kidding, go on google and type worst year ever, its crazy. and also, everyone was fighting everyone back then, it has been marked the worst year to be alive.
the year 536 was a dumpster fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
536 by the cooler penguin27 September 11, 2020
to grab
i dont think you should ever clasp that cup with both hands
clasp by the cooler penguin27 September 10, 2020
how much points i got on the urban dictionary challenge, basically you press the random button and count how many non-sex related definitions you get
i got 53 non sex related definitions
53 by the cooler penguin27 September 9, 2020

canned bread 

joke from spongebob, bread in a can.