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booger sugar daddy

A man who provides cocaine or other favors in exchange for sexual relations, i.e. a sugar daddy that used blow instead of money.
Tanya really scored with her latest boyfriend. We all know how much she likes the white powder and this guy is a real booger sugar daddy.
by the comand'r October 19, 2013
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Monday Gras

The day before Fat Tuesday is Monday Gras; week starts on Monday Gras, then Mardi Gras.
Barney: See you this weekend in NoLa

Adam: Ya, we’re headed down a bit earlier than you. We arrive on Monday Gras and plan to be there for lurnch to get our brush on. Monday Gras is always our precursor to Mardi Gras. Gonna keep my stay-cup full till we see y’all!
by the comand'r February 20, 2023
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promicron

To be in favor of the new Omicron Covid variant spiking as a means to remain working remotely and not needing to go in to work, e.g. pro-omicron
Dan: Oddly, Chris appeared to be happy to hear about the spread of the new Covid-19 variant. I was under the impression that his wife Molly was covidgilent and he would be concerned about the new spread.

Tom: Nah, Chris retires in March 2022, so with the spike of the new variant, office shut down remains in effect and he's looking to finish out his last 2 years of his career in his pajamas. Chris it totally promicron.
by the comand'r December 21, 2021
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion. Not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r November 24, 2023
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touch of the rona

A cough or sneeze in Spring of 2020
Paige: Sneeze Achoo!

Kate: You sick?

Paige: No, just allergies

Kate: You sure you don't got a touch of the rona? I do not see you being COVIDgilent in your day-to-day.
by the comand'r April 1, 2020
mugGet the touch of the ronamug.

crowd clearer

Paige: This is a great Zeppelin cover band, but this place is packed.

Jillian: I can get us some space with a crowd clearer. I let one go upstairs, and made room. I got another one chambered, so just give me the word.

Barney: I think we are better off with the crowd. I’ll pass, pun intended.
by the comand'r August 28, 2022
mugGet the crowd clearermug.

schmanna

Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word
Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session

Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?

Bri: Schmanna!
by the comand'r June 29, 2022
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