a-lister

A person with huge celebrity status

Oh my gosh he is such an a-lister, I wanna be like him.

by funnyaznz August 17, 2011

Scarlet A Lister

Someone who's name shows up on the recently hacked list of registered users for married people looking for an affair.

"What's wrong with Dick? He seems really stressed. I saw him searching for apartments on his break."

"Yeah. His wife found his name on that hack list. "

"Ah. So we have another Scarlet A Lister on our team. That brings us up to three this week."

by Cyber Barbie October 10, 2015

A literal Joey

When a co-worker takes a joke too seriously. Not to be confused with an actual baby kangaroo.

Jason: Hey man, for $250,000, would you eat my ass?
Bracey: maybe... I mean, where is the money coming from? A new mortgage?
Jason: unreal, Bracey!! You're such a literal Joey!

by Elliot Fucking Ness July 20, 2017

a literal mug

put this on ur mug and buy it on amazon

a literal mug

by gfdderegfrggg June 15, 2021

A Literal Boner

A dog bone that looks like a dick.

*in a pet store*
"Oh my god, it's a literal boner!"

Watch as others stare at you awkwardly.

by Finn_Faun February 13, 2022

A-Listed

A person who buys expensive things one can't afford in order to gain acceptance by new coworkers. But instead is a douche.

Person 1: yo, Alex totally A-listed.
Person 2: bet he did it to impress Adam.

by ChanV.2 March 7, 2017

a literal pine tree

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)

Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019