cough comet

A projectile that unintentionally flies out of your mouth when you cough. Typically, a piece of food which flies out and usually at an inopportune moment. Also known as a coughmet.
Last week, I was at a conference and Tony was introducing me to a potential investor. He was some Swedish guy and was snacking on some hor d'oeuvres. I was shaking his hand and I think something got caught in his throat because he coughed and something flew out of his mouth right at me. My catlike reflexes allowed me to dodge his cough comet as to avoid having a splotch of chutney land on my forehead.
by the comand'r November 15, 2013
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booger sugar daddy

A man who provides cocaine or other favors in exchange for sexual relations, i.e. a sugar daddy that used blow instead of money.
Tanya really scored with her latest boyfriend. We all know how much she likes the white powder and this guy is a real booger sugar daddy.
by the comand'r October 19, 2013
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Monday Gras

The day before Fat Tuesday is Monday Gras; week starts on Monday Gras, then Mardi Gras.
Barney: See you this weekend in NoLa

Adam: Ya, we’re headed down a bit earlier than you. We arrive on Monday Gras and plan to be there for lurnch to get our brush on. Monday Gras is always our precursor to Mardi Gras. Gonna keep my stay-cup full till we see y’all!
by the comand'r February 20, 2023
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premodel

A political term for the condition of a house that needs a lot of work/repair.
Paige: That house is in a beautiful location but needs a lot of work inside.

Jillian: Ya, I think the owners are in the premodel stage, though they have been there for 8 years…
by the comand'r August 20, 2022
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mebola

A condition exhibited by hypochondriacs, especially during the Ebola scare of 2014.
Karen is such a hypochondriac and is so self centered that she is complaining about every little thing that could be remotely affiliated to the Ebola scare. I'd say she has a case of Mebola. She went to the bowling lanes and is now complaining that she may have come down with Ebowela and that is not even a real disease.
by the comand'r October 31, 2014
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babow

big ass bottle of wine (abbrev.)
Amy: Let’s open this 5 liter bottle of wine. It’s my birthday! What’s the name of this size bottle?

Barney: I think is a Jerabome or a Balthazar. I cannot recall. Either way, it’s a big ass bottle of wine.

Amy: That’s it then. It’s a babow.

Barney: Happy birthday Amy, we love you!
by the comand'r July 03, 2022
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trust fail

A poorly executed trust fall, i.e. you do not catch the person who is dropping back in to your arms.
Kendall was all set with this team building exercise until Barry was gabbing to Corbin and not paying attention, resulting in Kendall falling back to not get caught by Barry - trust fail.
by the comand'r June 04, 2015
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