Definitions by the clit commander

pickle buffin

When you get your dick sucked by a hot bitch.

I was stuffin her muffin not to mention the pickle buffin.

pickle buffin by The clit commander April 10, 2003

squasm 

A squirel possum that only goes out at night and eats children.

squasm by The clit commander April 10, 2003

masturbate 

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

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masturbate by The clit commander April 10, 2003

Queef 

You dumasses its a pussy fart...

This bitch in my class queefed and blamed it on me.

Queef by the clit commander April 9, 2003

kuberr 

When your pube hair stabs your inner thigh.

Dam my kuberrs are hurting.

kuberr by The clit commander April 9, 2003

kalp 

The left testicle.

kalp by The clit commander April 9, 2003

mipe 

The right testicle.

mipe by The clit commander April 9, 2003