the clit commander's definitions

squasm

A squriel possum that only comes out at night and eats children.

AhHHhh! I was attacked by a squasm

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

pillow perm

Someone who is to damn lazy to comb his hair, and blames it on his pillow

Man I have a pillow perm

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

shaboynka

another word for the male penis

dude my shaboynka is hella big

by the clit commander April 10, 2003

doorknob

This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

kuberr

When your pube hair stabs your inner thigh.

Dam my kuberrs are hurting.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

pussy fart

I have another definition for this. (Go to queef)

The clit will rise. There is no stopping the clit. May the clit be with us.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

zultan

When two people agree.

Bob:That hoe is a bitch.
Jeff: Zultan

by The clit commander April 9, 2003