29 definition by the clit commander

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Beat the meat, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

a whore house, or a place where all the women got back

This word is meant for anything. You can use it anytime and as any word.

When you get your dick sucked by a hot bitch.

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.

A slut that will suck your dick for something as little as crack.

A squriel possum that only comes out at night and eats children.