the clit commander's definitions

coochie

The womens vagina or also known as the pussy.

I ate your moms coochie last night and it gave me the shits.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

pillow perm

Someone who is to damn lazy to comb his hair, and blames it on his pillow

Man I have a pillow perm

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

squasm

A squriel possum that only comes out at night and eats children.

AhHHhh! I was attacked by a squasm

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

kelp

it is a shit

look at that kelp

by the clit commander April 11, 2003

chrome dome

Your fuckin head.

Im goin to crack your fuckin chrome dome.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

saftey

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.

Saftey! HAA man that stinks.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

Queef

You dumasses its a pussy fart...

This bitch in my class queefed and blamed it on me.

by the clit commander April 9, 2003