the Pope's definitions

Bass assassin

One who drinks large quantities of Bass ale in a short period of time.

Jamie drank six bottles of Bass, and the night's barely begun, that dude's a Bass assassin!

by the pope June 8, 2004

a grain and a grape

Old-fashioned term for drinking two different kinds of alchohol in one night. Whiskey and wine, beer and vodka, etc. Usually discouraged, as it causes increases the effect of the alchohol, and causes insane hangovers.

Ugh, I am so hung over I can barely stand! A word from the wize: never mix a grain and a grape!

by the pope June 8, 2004

blanc

Haitian term for a white person. Usually used to describe colonial oppressors of the past, such as the French. Blanc is French for the color white. Two variations are "petit-blanc," which is a benign white person who means no harm, and "blanc-blanc," which means a colonialist, a slave-driver or other oppressor.

George Bush's actions in Haiti pretty clearly classify him as a "blanc-blanc."

by the pope June 8, 2004

red

A kind of marijuana, usually from Jamaica, with red hairs on the leaves. Overrated according to some, usually brought back to this country inside hollowed-out candles by tourists, under the impression that it is of exceptionally high quality, by virtue of it's being from Jamaica.

Most kids at this high school talk a lot about weed, while knowing shit about it. They could get a hold of some 6-week-old Jamaican red and think they were smoking some kind herb.

by the pope June 6, 2004

Mass-hole

Offensive slang for someone who comes from Massatcheusetts.

Slow down man, you're driving like a mass-hole!

by the pope June 6, 2004

OSURAL LEINAD

Latin for 'The Devil is my sanctuary'

phill is my sanctuary
mark is my sanctuary
tits is my sanctuary
pussy crack is my sanctuary
i like to fuck virgins on hill tops with a wooden spoon is my sanctuary

by The pope April 30, 2004

papa lazarou

the owner of 'papa lazarous pandamonium curcus' which has a population of 7, inculdeing 1 tall freak, 1 bearded woman, 4 midgets and papa himself. he has only 1 fear, and that is nose bleeds. do not let your nose bleed near him or you could start a war. also has many wives all named dave

helllo dave

by the pope January 17, 2004