Pocket Trout

A stinky redneck's penis. They often refer to their own junk as a pocket trout, which I think is wierd. I guess they think that there are women out there that actually like a stinky, dirty penis that has not been washed since it was stuck into various farm animals at the last barn dance.
hey baby, want to have a nibble at my pocket trout? no? well damn
by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005
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bluetooth bomber

Someone who accidentally leaves their phone connected to a bluetooth speaker and then watches a video or plays a game resulting in their friends hearing what's on their phone.
We were all shocked to hear the My Little Pony theme song coming out of the stereo, but then we realized that Chad became a bluetooth bomber when he went to take a shit.
by The mad shatter September 28, 2018
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park my breakfast

A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.
I'll be in the meeting in a few minutes, I just have to park my breakfast first.
by The mad shatter July 14, 2017
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jackastrophe

When a jackass causes a catastrophe
Last night Stuart caused a jackastrophe! He got drunk and told Anna about how I stuck it in her sister's pooper, and it prevented me from getting a piece of her ass
by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005
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Party Waffler

A person who constantly changes their mind about going to a party. Generally the frequency of the changes increases as the time of the party draws closer.
Honey - the party is tonight, are you sure you still want to go?

Yes, I think so, but maybe not, we'll have to see how I feel tonight.
You're such a Party Waffler
by The mad shatter September 28, 2018
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poop delay

When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
by The mad shatter July 09, 2019
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et

Eddie Torez the Extra Testicle. It is from a Cheech and Chong movie. A latin alien charater with, surprise surprise, and extra testicle
I did not realize it until he dropped his pants, but I was getting funky with ET
by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005
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