the Jew's definitions

Futtle

Confusion of foot when striking an inanimate object!

:foot hits toliet: AH! My futtle!

by the Jew June 9, 2003

Oober Dyke

A girl so confused about her sexuality she attends private school and cuts all hair and claims to still be straight.

I sat next to an oober dyke in class. She had on an I LOVE BOYS shirt but was reading playboy.

by the Jew June 9, 2003

WTF Party

Acronym for Wombat Task Force Party, a coalition for ASB elections at Castro Valley High dedicated to defeating our Leadership opponents

Vote for the WTF Party because WE don't molest little children! Guaranteed 100% Leadership free!

by The Jew March 21, 2005

Oh shit son!

Phrase used when any emotion is rebuttled.

Oh shit son! You smoked my last cigarette!

by the Jew June 9, 2003

Purple Sticky Punch

Marijuana that is so sticky you cant smoke it.

I got some good shit! That purple sticky punch!

by the Jew June 9, 2003

lazy-nigger

adjective - one to describe the jew, or thebobfather.

bobby the jew is a lazy-nigger.

by The Jew March 1, 2005

Booshwah

Completely profound, yet at the same time annoying.

My gosh, her voice is booshwah.

by the Jew June 9, 2003