Definitions by the Harmeister

Contra Force 

A Kick ass Contra game for the NES. Contra Force story has extremely little if anything to do with the Contra serie's story because Contra force was actually not a Contra game, It only had the name Contra in it because Konami wanted to make Contra Force sellable and Contra Force has many of Contra's gameplay style (along with a two player side-scrolling shooter option which the series is well known for). In Contra Force, you have the choice to be 4 characters: Smith, Burns, Iron and Beans. Plus, the characters are interchangable, so whenever you have only 1 life on Burns, you can always switch to Smith so you don't have to start all the way over from the beginning of the level.

Anyone would know that Contra Force had nothing or very little to do with the contra series as Contra Force's story took place in 1992 (Post-Cold war era just only a little more than 10 years ago) against human terroist-like enemies while the rest of the Contra games took place in 2300's (the far-future) against aliens who want to conquer earth. However it is still a great classic game!

Contra Force by The Harmeister November 14, 2005

Kirby's adventure 

a awsome Kirby game made for the NES in 1993 (the late years for the NES), it was the first Kirby game where Kirby could copy his enemy's powers and abilities and use them for his advantage. It has SNES graphics despite being on the NES.

In Kirby's adventure, Kirby could copy abilities of his enemies such as the ability to breath fire and ice wind, use a sword or a hammer or even turn into a ball or a UFO, ext

Kirby's adventure by the Harmeister October 16, 2005

Condomcrat 

Extrememly liberal democrats who believe the world should run on peace and love, when really in reality eternal peace and love is impossible due to human nature. They are very, very anti-military. They support gays but those idiots discredit veterens, heck they even probably even think Servicemen should be kicked on the streets to starve. Those retards believe government to forcefully enter homes to confiscate weapons (Guns, Knives) from the citizenry. Also, those condomcrats believe that we should replace military buildings with federally funded whorehouses and gay clubs.

They believe that peace and love with everyone, even hostile nations that will always hate us and be a threat to us is more important than American Nationalism and Solidarity.

Famous Condomcrats- Hillary Clinton, Jesse Jackson, Ted Kennedy.

Condomcrat by The Harmeister June 21, 2005

azn pryde 

Unlike "White Power" and "Black Power" I think it started out as a harmless fad back in the early and mid 90's where, all you had to have to have "azn pryde" was to be prideful of being an asian no matter what car you drove, or what music and movies to entertain yourself with, now with emergence of Anime and Chinese movies becomming Mainstreme, Asian pride is becomming a racist train of thought saying that Asians are supirior to Non-Asians. As Stokely Carmichael coined the term "Black Power" I do not know who first coined the term "azn pride" but modern "azn pryde" was probably founded upon by Jackie Chan and Zhang Ziyi

Police cop 1: I just saw some punk-ass Azn pryders take down the American flag, burned it and replaced it with the red china flag.

Police cop 2: Sadly we can't do anything about it, the liberals in congress are gonna fire us for being racist if we arrest them.

azn pryde by The Harmeister June 21, 2005

wapanese 

Caucasian Americans that follow the ways of Japanese culture so they can be "Japanese." They are the reasons why many Japanese-Americans look down on us. If the Wapaneseism becomes too much of fad by many Caucasian-Americans then our fellow Japanese-American counterparts will actually start to think mainstream Americans are retarded

Jill(Wapanese person)- Hey look im Kagome, im gonna do Japanese stuff and hate on America.
Tomi(Actual Japanese Person)- Jill, you are one stupid Moron and a "Bakayaru", and thanks to you now I think America is filled with wannabe retards that watch Anime 24-7. And if you don't like your country, you can leave it and I came here for a better life and im actually liking America.

wapanese by The Harmeister April 21, 2005

Wasian 

White people who act Asian (Boy I see alot of those at my school) They are usually males, they watch Anime, they are ethnically confused sometimes and they drive low-riding "riced-up" honda civics (those things annoy the hell out of me), they eat Ramen, Pocky, choco-pies, and Pho and sometimes they even do bad things like worship Mao Tse-Tung and Ho-Chi-Minh (Commie Bastards) and dress up as Anime characters (eww). I don't hate Wasians, but they sometimes annoy me with their Neo-Maoist beliefs.

I knew a Caucasian friend named Michael, and after he ate pho, joined Asian club and bought a damned Low-rider civic with a little spoiler on it he changed his name to Quan Chi and wore a Mao T-shirt with Chinese print that supports Communistic (moreso Socialistic-Dictatorship) ideals.

Wasian by The Harmeister April 21, 2005

koopa bros 

A special group of Koopa troopas from Paper Mario, Theres Red koopa, Black Koopa, Green Koopa and Yellow Koopa. For some reason the Koopa brothers' theme music reminds me of my cousin Bryan.

When I was playing Paper Mario, When I reach that one room in the Koopa bro's fortress where you see the Yellow koopa building up that platform thingy the backround music reminds me of my Cousin Bryan and Christopher.

koopa bros by The Harmeister April 1, 2005