the Dave 's definitions

slipry scissors

When two females grind and rub their genitalia together after one or both have received seaman internally

Those two chicks really have a slipry scissors going on after those guys creampied them at this party !

by the Dave October 9, 2016

Smlash

The deposit of sweat that forms at the top of the butt crack even when one is not particularly hot.

When placing my thumb on the inside of my pants to straighten out my belt, I encountered a small patch of Smlash.

by The Dave June 9, 2004

jibbly bits

referring to a woman's breasts e.g. tits, boobs, jugs, fun bags, and sweater mittens.

Jill, you have huge jibbly bits.

Damn, that bitch has fine jibbly bits.

I find myself staring at your jibbly bits.

by The Dave May 13, 2005

Da Blue Crew

More dumbass gang fucks.

Blue Crew? What the fuck are these morons doing now?

by The Dave March 6, 2004

spocker

kind of like the shocker, except 2 fingers in the ass.

Going to town,with 2 in the brown.

by The Dave May 13, 2005

Fruity Pie

When two people are 69-ing and one farts in the other's face.

"Yea he's a sick one. He gets fruity pies from his girl all the time."

by The Dave October 22, 2004

insomnia fairy

The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.

Why's he keep looking around like that?

Insomnia fairies.

by The Dave February 22, 2004