Da Blue Crew

More dumbass gang fucks.

Blue Crew? What the fuck are these morons doing now?

by The Dave March 07, 2004

insomnia fairy

The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.

Why's he keep looking around like that?

Insomnia fairies.

by The Dave February 22, 2004

Fruity Pie

When two people are 69-ing and one farts in the other's face.

"Yea he's a sick one. He gets fruity pies from his girl all the time."

by The Dave October 22, 2004

Pooter

The badassest, gangsta trippin'est cat ever to have walked the face of this earth. Formerly fed by Dave Ross.

There is only one example, gotta see him live.

by The Dave October 04, 2004

slipry scissors

When two females grind and rub their genitalia together after one or both have received seaman internally

Those two chicks really have a slipry scissors going on after those guys creampied them at this party !

by the Dave February 01, 2016

slipry scissors

When a lady takes the load then scissors her girlfriend

After she took it all from her man she got with her girlfriend and made a slipry scissors

by the Dave January 31, 2016

Spork

Spooning while incidentally giving the shocker

Spooning is soft, caring, intimate, gay, and non productive so I gave her the spork instead.

by The Dave August 02, 2008