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"An' it harm no one, do what ye will"

An inherently immoral philosophy because it encourages a failure to act. "An' it harm no one..." means do not actively harm anyone. Fine. Doing harm is, in fact, bad. However, failing to prevent harm is also bad. If you live by The Rede you can fail to prevent harm if the prevention of harm is not "what ye will." Also, if actively doing good deeds is not "what ye will," then you do not have to do them.

Although living by The Rede does not necessarily make you a bad person, it also does not make you a good person.
"Do unto others as you want them to do unto you."
by The Dude November 11, 2004
mugGet the the redemug.

Punani

My son was sick one day. He told me, "Dad, I need some punani." So I went to the store, and asked for some punani. Little did I know...
by The Dude May 13, 2005
mugGet the Punanimug.

White Castle

The ultimate stoner fast food joint popularized by "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle". Sometimes open 24/7, catering to potheads with a nasty case of the munchies. For fuck's sake, they actually sell a goddamn paper case filled with 30 burgers. You'll get the runs and your heart will explode...but it's really freaking good!
I'm high as shit and it's 1 in the morning. Let's go to White Castle.
by The Dude August 29, 2004
mugGet the White Castlemug.

JRON

A large heterosexual male who loves the band Tool and spending time with his girl.
Jron raped my ass.
I saw Jron coming, so I ran away.
by The Dude July 22, 2003
mugGet the JRONmug.

sqwaker

a person who is usually tall, gangly, and play sports (ie:soccer). they are usually in middle school- high school.
stupid jock squaker. so goddamn usless and unhelpful. asshole
by the dude January 26, 2005
mugGet the sqwakermug.

Shibangabang

1. An exclamation.

2. An expression that Dave Chappelle used once in the racial draft.
1. Holy Shibangabang!

2. Yes, the whole shibangabang.
by The dude May 13, 2005
mugGet the Shibangabangmug.

Batch

1. A more potent form of "bitch" the presence of the "a" facilitates repeating the insult many times over, causing much mental anguish.
2. Anemic creature with lewd, malicious intentions that grows in batches on "batch trees" Each batch secretes "batch juices" that are quite unpleasant.
3.A slang term to describe a load of semen. Also known as man chowder, baby batter, nut, etc.
1. Batch!! Where's my dinner?
2. That batch came from a bad batch, I can smell the batch juices a mile away!
3. When I couldn't hold off any longer, I dropped a fat batch right in her eye!
by the dude September 4, 2003
mugGet the Batchmug.

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