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Uriah heep 

Uriah Heep was an organ driven band of the seventies who gave us great songs like Gypsy, Rain, And the epic Magicians Birthday. They were Originally fronted by one of the greatest frontmen ever David Byron.

Very Humble Very Heavy

Uriah heep by The December 16, 2004

ghetto smack

when you hit someone with anything

i gave that bitch a ghetto smack with a brick

ghetto smack by the December 11, 2004

24 scale 

a scale used to determine how hot a member of the opposite sex is (or the same sex if you swing that way). it goes as follows - you have to say how much of a 24 (of beer, dumbass) you would have to drink to fuck someone, or they would have to drink to fuck you. the scale is all about comparing yourself to the person. 0 would be neutral, a + number would be for a person you are hotter than, and a - number would be for someone hotter than you. so rosie odonnell would be a 22 and someone like elisha cuthbert would be a -22. and if you are really extreme you would say someone takes a keg if they are really that bad.

damn that girl is fine, i'd say she is about a -12/

24 scale by the December 11, 2004

hijacked 

the term used when an arab person steals something

yo that guy hijacked a chocolate bar

hijacked by the December 11, 2004

lq 

i like to claim invention to this one:
lq = laughing quietly
since no one ever really laughs out loud this is the new laughing term for iming, now lol means even funnier.

msnguy1: aim sucks!
msnguy2: lq

lq by the December 10, 2004

iming 

instant messaging, a contraction.

i am iming this guy who thinks i am a hot girl

iming by the December 10, 2004

today 

today is yesterday and tomorrow is today

you heard me, i said it

today by the December 10, 2004