post modern english

the language derrived from english that inhabits aol and msn and such.

i gtg, latta. lmao, rofl, ttyl, ;), lol, and other such crap

by the November 14, 2004

kiddie pool

when you are fucking a girl missionary and you're about to blow your load in her, you pull out and fill her belly button with your jizz (so obviously she has to have a hole instead of that sticking out shit)

i was fucking your mom last nite and i filled her kiddie pool

by the October 22, 2004

breathalyzer

when a girl is giving you head and you lightly hold her head (so she can breathe) and fart, this forces her to breathe through her mouth (while your dick is still in her mouth) so she doesnt smell the fart.

the blonde chick had to complete a beathalyzer test for the officer.

by the December 27, 2004

iming

instant messaging, a contraction.

i am iming this guy who thinks i am a hot girl

by the December 10, 2004

uygfbk`fjdnsckjszdgfzckcjhczjth

fuck you I defined it first

person 1: yo
person 2:uygfbk`fjdnsckjszdgfzckcjhczjth
person 1: what

by the January 05, 2024

today

today is yesterday and tomorrow is today

you heard me, i said it

by the December 11, 2004

Pelicans

Clubs of gays.

I like to enter pelicans.

by the January 30, 2021