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breathalyzer

when a girl is giving you head and you lightly hold her head (so she can breathe) and fart, this forces her to breathe through her mouth (while your dick is still in her mouth) so she doesnt smell the fart.

the blonde chick had to complete a beathalyzer test for the officer.

by the December 27, 2005

Fleet Support Unit

(n.)
1. A unit run by sailors and now the Navy.
2. A sailor that has sexual intercourse with other sailors.

This Fleet Support Unit is just inside the Fleet Support Unit!

by the May 21, 2021

snow plow

a sex move, when u are fucking a girl you pull out and blow your load on her so it looks like snow just fell on her, then u go get in your snow plow and run the bitch over.

so i was bangin betty and i finished her off with a snow plow, she's gonna feel that one in the morning

by the December 16, 2004

post modern english

the language derrived from english that inhabits aol and msn and such.

i gtg, latta. lmao, rofl, ttyl, ;), lol, and other such crap

by the November 14, 2004

kiddie pool

when you are fucking a girl missionary and you're about to blow your load in her, you pull out and fill her belly button with your jizz (so obviously she has to have a hole instead of that sticking out shit)

i was fucking your mom last nite and i filled her kiddie pool

by the October 22, 2004

iming

instant messaging, a contraction.

i am iming this guy who thinks i am a hot girl

by the December 10, 2004

mary-kate

to force one's self to puke as in fashion with the olsen twin

i had so much pizza i had to pull a mary-kate, no dumbass i didn't take it up the ass, i puked.

by the February 16, 2005