lasercide

The intentional murder of a laser -- usually done in the name of science.
That scientist committed first degree lasercide on that poor, defenseless laser just to see how long it would operate at maximum candiosity...er...uh...INTENSITY before it pooped out.
by Telephony November 30, 2010
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sawrong

Simply stated, a sarong worn by a woman on which the garment looks just awful on her.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same as sarong.
That lady across the street has a sawrong on. How ugly!!! :-(
by Telephony May 22, 2016
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sweepinator

A pair of contestants who excels on the TV game show Supermarket Sweep.
Look at that sweepintor go!
The health & beauty aids section has a lot of products in small packages, but that sweepinator knows that they'll bring big bucks at the checkout counter!
by Telephony June 01, 2020
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torqued off

Means the same thing as ticked off, pissed off, teed off, etc. (e.g. extremely angry)
Melanie got very torqued off when she discovered that her Facebook account had been hacked and subsequently altered to replace her photograph with one of a dead giraffe.
by Telephony June 23, 2011
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sp.

The most widely-used abbreviation for the word "spelling".
Alright, who uranated in the teapot again? {sp. intentional}
by Telephony April 09, 2012
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Fork you!

When somebody at the dinner table asks you to go get them a fork, you go get the fork and then say, "Fork you!" as you hand them the implement.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.
{Voni}: Craig, can you please get me a fork?
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably
by Telephony June 07, 2018
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DWS

DWS = Drone Withdrawal Syndrome.
For a long-time droner (drone pilot), DWS can kick in when you aren't able to fly your drone for an extended period. This can be due to inclement weather, illness, or even having your only drone stolen (which happened to me not long ago!).

Symptoms of DWS can include any or all of the following.
1: Drone envy -- whenever you see a UAV in the sky, you just wish that you had a long-handled butterfly net to snag it out of the sky.
2: General malaise and/or lethargy.
3: Spending an inordinate amount of time on YouTube watching videos of your own or others' drone flights.

DWS is curable simply by purchasing and then flying a new drone.
Man I've got a hella wicked case of DWS after some fartknocker stole my X21 drone. I already ordered another, but the fucking thing's coming from China for Christ sakes!!!
by Telephony June 07, 2019
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