Definitions by telephony
wheezer
An alternate term for an inhaler.
pitiful excuse for a used douche
An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.
pitiful excuse for a used douche by Telephony November 16, 2013
chamPAIN
The type of hangover that you feel when you've partied the night before with ***WAAAAAYYYY*** too much champagne.
{Husoos}: Happy New Year Hozay!!! Time to get up!!!
{Hozay}: Owwww Husoos, leave me the fuck alone! I had way too much champagne at the bar last night -- I had 2 bottles and you only had half a bottle. Now I have chamPAIN and I think I need to ralf in the toliet as well. Ow! My head is throbbing! (sound of rapid footsteps...puking noises audible...)
{Hozay}: Owwww Husoos, leave me the fuck alone! I had way too much champagne at the bar last night -- I had 2 bottles and you only had half a bottle. Now I have chamPAIN and I think I need to ralf in the toliet as well. Ow! My head is throbbing! (sound of rapid footsteps...puking noises audible...)
ghost shit
When Jim opened this big-ass box, all of this ghost shit came pouring out, but the product itself was no larger than a cigarette lighter!
ghost shit by Telephony November 2, 2013
baby shit brown
Means the same as the phrase baby poop brown.
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby shit brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).
A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby shit brown.
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby shit brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).
A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby shit brown.
{From a website that has these phoney bologna fake "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:
Parked on the street are a 1986 Honda Accord sporting a dull baby shit brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 Kia Soul with a custom lime green paint job.
Parked on the street are a 1986 Honda Accord sporting a dull baby shit brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 Kia Soul with a custom lime green paint job.
baby shit brown by Telephony October 26, 2013
Pee knuckle
How one might spell the name of the card game, "Pinochle" because it is pronounced as though it were spelled, "Pee knuckle".
Pee knuckle by Telephony October 8, 2013