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{Julio} Hey Jesus, there's a single-engine airplane taking off from the airport over there.
{Jesus} Julio, you mean to say that there's a one-banger headed this way?
{Jesus} Julio, you mean to say that there's a one-banger headed this way?
by Telephony August 20, 2019
Get the one-banger mug.Hey!!! Jimbo finally committed first degree faxicide on that stupid fax machine that's always spitting toner at us!!!
by Telephony January 17, 2011
Get the faxicide mug.(also written as, "sand witch")
Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.
Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.
Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.
Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.
{Drake}: Why is that silly cat looking at the moon and meowing at it?
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.
by Telephony November 13, 2018
Get the sandwitch mug.What many children think the phrase, "Trick Or Treat" might be spelled; it sounds virtually identical to that phrase hence the confusion.
A group of children dressed in silly costumes rang Eduardo's doorbell on Halloween evening, and said (in near-perfect unison), "Tricker Treat" when he answered. Eduardo slammed the door in their faces, so they egged his brand spanken new Lexus, blew up his mailbox with an M-80, and covered his house with toliet paper.
by Telephony December 31, 2015
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Get the smoked mug.How a surprisingly large percentage of people pronounce (and spell) the word sherbet which is a frozen dairy product which is usually fruity with a minimal butterfat content.
by Telephony July 18, 2018
Get the sherbert mug.Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)
WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?
Taomon: What are you doing here?
Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?
Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.
Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?
Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.
WarGrowlmon growls at him.
Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.
Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.
Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.
Taomon: What are you doing here?
Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?
Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.
Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?
Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.
WarGrowlmon growls at him.
Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.
Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.
Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.
by Telephony December 24, 2014
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