The sound of gunfire from a handgun, rifle, automatic weapon, etc. created solely by hardware or computer software synthesis. Found most frequently in computer video game or demo choons.
No guns are fouled and no poor, innocent, helpless, defenseless bullets are damaged or destroyed when synthetic gunfire is employed.
No guns are fouled and no poor, innocent, helpless, defenseless bullets are damaged or destroyed when synthetic gunfire is employed.
The title zax for the Commodore Amiga video game, "Datastorm" is just loaded with synthetic gunfire! How kewl!!!
by Telephony October 20, 2015
(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep
{ring...ring...ring...}
(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?
(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.
(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***
{ring...ring...ring...}
(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?
(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.
(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***
by Telephony November 13, 2011
by Telephony July 21, 2014
by Telephony February 20, 2014
Most excellent flight of my Air Pigs Hawk Eye Blue Sky R/C Airplane with Onboard Camera 05-20-15 (2)
Flight took place over the parking lot of the now-defunct Red Apple Grocery (just across the street from the Quick-E-Mart; now a business known as Shelton Outfitters) near the intersection of Cascade Ave. and Olympic Hwy. N. in Shelton WA. USA on the morning of 05-20-15 (or, "2015 20 May" or even, "May 20, Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature of 52°F (11.1°C), and winds reported as calm with actual observations showing winds gusting out of the SW to 1mph (0.865kts, 1.61kph).
The asshat (***NOT*** assbonnet!!!) in the black shorts, black Metallica shirt, & unzipped blue jacket is the pilot -- me of course. ;-)
Flight took place over the parking lot of the now-defunct Red Apple Grocery (just across the street from the Quick-E-Mart; now a business known as Shelton Outfitters) near the intersection of Cascade Ave. and Olympic Hwy. N. in Shelton WA. USA on the morning of 05-20-15 (or, "2015 20 May" or even, "May 20, Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature of 52°F (11.1°C), and winds reported as calm with actual observations showing winds gusting out of the SW to 1mph (0.865kts, 1.61kph).
The asshat (***NOT*** assbonnet!!!) in the black shorts, black Metallica shirt, & unzipped blue jacket is the pilot -- me of course. ;-)
by Telephony May 26, 2015
YUK!!! This tea is horrible!
What did you brew in the damn peepot anyway? Uric acid for Christ sakes?
What did you brew in the damn peepot anyway? Uric acid for Christ sakes?
by Telephony May 30, 2018
A more polite way to say the phrase, "piss and vinegar"; that is, a person or animal that is full of energy & spunk.
{Craig}: Boy, Puffin is full of the proverbial urine and acetic acid this morning, isn't he?
{Angie}: Just say piss and vinegar!
{Angie}: Just say piss and vinegar!
by Telephony May 22, 2016