telephony's definitions

Twenty Stick-Very-Twirly-Stick

What you can call the year 2016.

So-named because when viewed from above, it really does look like twenty (20) stick (1) very twirly stick (6).

{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:

01-17-16 {or "2016 17 Jan.", or even "January 17, Twenty Stick-Very-Twirly-Stick" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my Syma Fiery Dragon F1 Single-Rotor R/C Helicopter to my website.

by Telephony July 4, 2016

a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces

An alternate way of saying the phrase, "smoke and mirrors".

Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!

by Telephony September 12, 2014

formuler

How Mr. Krabs on the television program SpongeBob SquarePants often pronounces the word, "formula".

{Mr. Krabs}: What was that? Oh its just Plankton on another one of his failed missions to steal the Krabby Patty secret formuler again. Oy Plankton, down the shitbowl you go!!! {flushing sound}

by Telephony June 6, 2014

fuzzbomb

A furry critter (usually small like a rat, a gerbil, a hamster, etc., but larger animals like cats can also be fuzzbombs) that one has as a pet; esp. a pet that an individual has become highly attached to.

{Craig}: Nikki! Here kitty kitty kitty! Here Nikki! Come here, my special little fuzzbomb! That's a good girl!!!

by Telephony August 24, 2012

I'll have the poo-poo platter

Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.

{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!

{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.

by Telephony September 19, 2014

chamPAIN

The type of hangover that you feel when you've partied the night before with ***WAAAAAYYYY*** too much champagne.

{Husoos}: Happy New Year Hozay!!! Time to get up!!!

{Hozay}: Owwww Husoos, leave me the fuck alone! I had way too much champagne at the bar last night -- I had 2 bottles and you only had half a bottle. Now I have chamPAIN and I think I need to ralf in the toliet as well. Ow! My head is throbbing! (sound of rapid footsteps...puking noises audible...)

by Telephony November 13, 2013

Cherry

The hot (burning) end of a cigarette, "J", or bowl (pipe).

(Jim): Harry, you just nocked the cherry off your smoke and it's burning a hole in my rug!!!
(Harry): O FUCK!!! Sorry dude!!! {stomps the smouldering rug out with his shoe and relights his smoke}.

by Telephony October 12, 2011