A very common misspelling of the word, “vacuum"; used most frequently to describe an electrically-powered cleaning device or the vacuum of space. Appears entirely in writing, because it is pronounced the same as the word, “vacuum".
{Craig}: Dave, can you vaccume the hall dear? (yes, Craig & David are F46607s)
{David}: Awww man, isn't it your turn to vaccume? (takes a pair of dikes {the wirecutters, not the other kind!} and snips off the cord)...ummm Craig, this vaccume cleaner's busted!!
{David}: Awww man, isn't it your turn to vaccume? (takes a pair of dikes {the wirecutters, not the other kind!} and snips off the cord)...ummm Craig, this vaccume cleaner's busted!!
by Telephony September 03, 2013
Get the vaccumemug. A timber bell is a fairly large (~1 foot dia.) bell in a tavern or bar that is readily accessible to customers. When the bell is rung, the customer who rang it buys a round for the house.
by Telephony May 19, 2021
Get the timber bellmug. How some ghetto-dwellers say the word, "ask."
It is sometimes used as part of speech when talking in ebonics (yes, it is most frequently spoken this way rather than being written this way). It is definitely one way to butcher the English language -- albiet only a single word of it. :-(
It is sometimes used as part of speech when talking in ebonics (yes, it is most frequently spoken this way rather than being written this way). It is definitely one way to butcher the English language -- albiet only a single word of it. :-(
1:
{Tina}: Edward, may I axe you a question?
{Edward}: Don't you mean, "may I ASK you a question?"
{Tina}: That's what I just said! Can I axe you what all of those blown rubbers are doing on the bedroom floor every Saturday morning?
2:
Be sure to axe about the bloody ask in the trunk. ;-)
{Tina}: Edward, may I axe you a question?
{Edward}: Don't you mean, "may I ASK you a question?"
{Tina}: That's what I just said! Can I axe you what all of those blown rubbers are doing on the bedroom floor every Saturday morning?
2:
Be sure to axe about the bloody ask in the trunk. ;-)
by Telephony August 05, 2012
Get the axemug. by Telephony November 16, 2010
Get the merferatormug. Toilet paper, plain and simple.
You wipe poo off of your bunghole with it, and then dispose of it by flushing (in most countries anyway).
Also known as bungwipe, rollios, TP, poliet taper.
You wipe poo off of your bunghole with it, and then dispose of it by flushing (in most countries anyway).
Also known as bungwipe, rollios, TP, poliet taper.
{Eric}: Hey Martha, can you please get me some wipe of bung out of the cabinet just outside the bathroom? I'd get it myself but I just took a plop and I'm still sitting on the shitbowl.
by Telephony December 09, 2020
Get the wipe of bungmug. That fartknocker is such a bungsnoipe for sneaking fish food flakes into the stroganoff at the buffet the other night.
by Telephony January 05, 2011
Get the bungsnoipemug. On a female cat, the nippular area is located on the kitty's underside (belly) strictly within the boobal area. The nipples (teats) are easily palpable unless the kitty has been spayed and they've all "dried up".
by Telephony July 30, 2014
Get the nippular areamug.