tek's definitions

twatmuffin

generally an American , someone who is beyond twattyness

Mitch is a twatmuffin , Beth is a Twatmuffin

by Tek March 29, 2005

atomic stinky

when you least expect it, your infant child makes
an
extremely smelly diaper for you and your surrounding world to enjoy!

"what's that smell" oh no, (every one flees the room quickly) patrick made an atomic stinky!

by tek November 24, 2004

smoe

a boring or not so quick person! idoit.

marks a smoe! don't invite him to the game
all he does is eat all the snacks.

by tek November 14, 2004

fishered

Another form of teret syndrome

@Fisher: **** ***** **** and then **** **** ****** YOU GO IT? YA ****** **** *** *** , thanks ya ****** ***

by tek August 14, 2004

blagin

the noise a girl makes when she deep throats

hey hellspawn did tiffany give you any blagin

by tek February 1, 2004

b11

random ugly fucker

b11 is an example of such creature

by tek July 27, 2003

human wax

after oral sex, ejaculating in someones hair and saying you didn't mean it

oh no i am rally sorry, look what i've done

by tek July 25, 2003