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kicked

The point at which canabis becomes totally exhausted, reduced totally to ash. See cashed.
Dude, I'm just getting hot air, this bowl is kicked.
by Teh Pope May 13, 2005
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weed fascist

One who smokes canabis exclusively, abstaining from all other drugs.
Heroin makes you a loser, coke makes you an asshole, crack is just plain dumb. I'm afraid of acid, I hate liquor and I'm morally opposed to pills. I'm a weed fascist, and I love you.
by Teh Pope May 13, 2005
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jacked

1. Drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, particularly in a beligerent fashion.

2. To steal, either covertly or by force any item.
2b. To rob at gunpoint, as one would a bank or convenience store.

3. Cheated, robbed, deprived of an ammount of money or property via a complex scheme or confidence game.
1. Dude, I was so jacked, I could hardly even stand, and I told him, "fuck you bitch," and that was when he kicked me out, and it was all fuzzy after that, but I just woke up in a ditch.

2. I jacked his sun glasses while he wasn't looking
2b. He jacked a McDonalds by an off-ramp, and we don't know what state he's in right now.

3. Dude, are you gonna tell the cops how we got jacked?
by Teh Pope April 8, 2005
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we drink ritalin

Very popular Animutation flash video. Suprisingly, as opposed to most other Animutation videos, the lyrics are in English, but they're sung with a heavy Japanese accent, which makes them hard to understand. The subtitles say what the words sound like, which is often quite hillarious. The song is "The Hot Limit" by Dance Dance Revolution.
Animutation lyric:
Mama was burning a hole in my aunt
Please let me down now
Hold the ketchup
Eight tequilas to feel up my lice
A submarine burning in hell
Gathering the eyes

Real lyric:
The summer is burning a hole in my heart
Stripping me down to
Hot temptation
It's OK to give in, be beaten by lust
A summer wind, burning the air
A scandalous affair
by Teh Pope April 8, 2005
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shank

Extremely low quality marijuana. Known to cause an intense burning in the throat and lungs with a relatively weak psychoactive effect.

The opposite of dank.

See also bammer.
Bill, Claire and that guy that everyone calls The Eagle were smoking up with that stuff that Hesher Roy sold them. Shit was hella shank.
by Teh Pope March 7, 2005
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bing

A glass water pipe, resembling a hookhah or nargile, used for smloking canabis. Often has a detatchable top which can be raised while inhaling, triggering a rapid intake of cool, dense smoke.

Different from a regular bong, as it often contains tubes, and draws the smoke through a chamber of chilled water, cooling and intensifying it, for a more pleasant smoking experience.
The bing is better if you use ice water. Damn, a couple of hits off of that thing had pretty much everyone in the room floating around in the stars.
by Teh Pope March 7, 2005
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The boy king

A nickname for George W. Bush. The title is derived from Bush's boyish or naive manner, as well as his irresponsibility with great power.
Is the boy king going to clean up his toys or just start another war? Looks like he's due for a spanking.
by Teh Pope February 27, 2005
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