teddy's definitions

mangasm

mangasm: when a man reaches sexual climax with another male. usualy this consits of lound womenly type yelps or sreaming, most of the time this occurs after anal sez or exchanging blowjobs. on occasion a shit piss on his face will enduce the mangasm

corey, i would like to MOOSH with you causing me to mangasm

by teddy April 8, 2003

bajawa

a slap across the face with a limp dick. the words comes from the sound that is made, "BAJAWA!!!!!!!"

I asked this chick to close her eyes to get a suprise, then i totally bajawaed her.

by Teddy June 4, 2004

Remington Model 700

A bolt action rifle, available in many calibers, it is said to be the most accurate "out of the box" of any manufacturer. It is used primarily as a hunting firearm. The US Military also uses it as the basis for their M24 Sniper's Weapon System (SWS) in 7.62x51mm NATO caliber.

I know I would've bagged that deer had I been using a Remington Model 700 instead of this sub-par Winchester.

by Teddy July 12, 2005

gangstafied

Anything that pertains to pimpness, gangstanism, thug life, or flava.

My nigga Tery is one ganstafied muthafucka

by Teddy May 1, 2003

Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

by Teddy November 3, 2003

colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

by Teddy April 10, 2005

Robi

When someone wants to sleep with their sibling.

Hey get off your sister you robi!

by Teddy April 10, 2003