ted's definitions

Yes Mate

A greeting.

(phone rings)

YES MAAAATTTE!

by Ted May 4, 2003

jonk

junk, stuff

Tha jonk is tight!

by Ted April 11, 2003

scarfing

Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.

Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.

by Ted April 21, 2003

the beano

bit of crap to scoop up dog shit with.

a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2

by ted November 12, 2003

Boomshine

1) A crude, but highly alcoholic beverage. Similar to Moonshine, but much more potent, with an alcohol content similar to Everclear (180 proof), but less refined. It is called boomshine because it has a tendency to explode, do to the high amount of alcohol vapor produced

2) A more potent version of moonshine, known to get people drunk off the vapors alone.

Jim Bob took one wiff of Bubba's boomshine and fell flat on his face.

by Ted December 6, 2004

ichabod

A strap-on penis or dildo.

Whose turn is it to strap-on ichabod?

by ted December 12, 2004

DaBaDoo

secret code in which a man is asking a woman for oral sex

psst---psst...hey Do Ya Wanna DabaDoo??

by Ted April 6, 2005