tc's definitions

two-five

derogatory term for security guards... from 5-0 (slang for police)

Two-five kicked me outta the food court for NO REASON, yo.

by TC September 26, 2003

banana tits

a) a pair of breasts with a large gap in between them, usually features nipples that protrude in opposite directions

b) bowling term for a 7 - 9 split (banana tits left) or an 8 - 10 split (banana tits right)

a) ...and he picks up the banana tits left for the spare and the championship!

by TC September 26, 2003

puking ninja

person who can secretly puke almost anywhere, indoors or out, without drawing attention to themselves

Eric thought himself a puking ninja, but the entire party saw him throw up in the fireplace.

by TC September 26, 2003

toast of the town syndrome

Ultra-rare occurence of being exceedingly charming, while at the same time being blindingly drunk. Gives sufferers the ability to get away with behavior that would otherwise be considered socially retarded.

Those three hot drunk guys must have toast of the town syndrome.

by TC October 1, 2003

bogwalk

Considered by some to satisfy only the most completely bizarre sexual appetites. A man excretes on a woman's bare chest, bathes his own bootclad foot in the filth, and proceeds to kick the woman's vagina until she loses consciousness

Man, we had it all lined up, the houdini cheesecake, the trundle bed, the hairy rosanne, but whenever he went and BOGWALKED her, i thought we were all going to get the boston harbour for sure!

by TC March 6, 2005

Driving in circles

Hopping in the car to take a ride to no place in particular for the sole purpose of smoking up.

"What did you this afternoon?"
"Oh, nothing. We just drove in cirlces and played some Golden Tee."

by TC May 13, 2005

electronicy

very electronical, lots of electronics.

the car was very electronicy

by TC March 30, 2005