bogwalk

Considered by some to satisfy only the most completely bizarre sexual appetites. A man excretes on a woman's bare chest, bathes his own bootclad foot in the filth, and proceeds to kick the woman's vagina until she loses consciousness

Man, we had it all lined up, the houdini cheesecake, the trundle bed, the hairy rosanne, but whenever he went and BOGWALKED her, i thought we were all going to get the boston harbour for sure!

bogwalk by TC March 6, 2005

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Bagwalking

(1) The party trick of walking around with your nutsack hanging out of your pants.

Man, you should have been at the party last night...Robbie was drunk and bagwalking!

Bagwalking by n03m!$ July 4, 2010

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bogwalk • Bagwalking • Bogwank

Bogwank

Giving up on your life and resorting to a Bogwank because all spark in the relationship has gone

Bogwank: Sneaky wank in your home lavatory toilet

Bogwank by Samhgreen94 January 6, 2023

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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