taylor's definitions

Debs

Once in a millenium a woman is born who is both beautiful and fun to tickle under a shady tree. The person I am talking about is of course the most eligible bachelorette in the Northern Hemisphere. A woman of both grace and Christian morals, she is held in the highest regard worldwide. She certainly is the human race's finest being.

When Debs walked onto the baseball field in her skimpy outfit, I creamed my pants.

by Taylor July 6, 2003

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

by Taylor January 8, 2005

twinkie

An asian person who acts white, likes to listen to rock and sucks at math.

Kevin is such a twinkie, He sucks at math and listens to Slayer.

by taylor March 31, 2005

HIM

The best band ever. They have a really good sound and i cant get enough of them. All their videos are great. HIM also has the sexy lead singer Ville Valo. Ville Valo smokes and drinks a lot but he is still the most sexy man in the world. Ville Valo also has a deep sexy voice thats sounds great.

"Circle of Fear"
"Sweet Six Six Six"
"gone With the Sin"
and a lot more. all of their songs are awsome.

by Taylor February 2, 2005

Appleworks

First of all it was made by Clarisworks and then Apple bought them out and renamed it Appleworks.

Yes Appleworks does suck

That's why Apple created iWork to replace Appleworks

Apple did not make Appleworks, and the only reason some Mac users have it is because it came preinstalled on their lower end Mac

by Taylor March 30, 2005

chillin with the pud

smoking marijuana with a group of close friends

"dude, let's chill with the pud"

"alright"

"you got the salmon?"

by taylor March 13, 2005

FUCK BUSH

we will all be saying this for the next four years..................it is the truth.

FUCK BUSH! why the hell did he get us into these wars?

by taylor November 5, 2004