I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008

dr phil

a word used to describe any fat ugly old bald guy

That guy is so ugly, he's a dr phil.

by tatomuck1 March 25, 2009

Jamaican shit patty

a Jamaican patty filled with beef and resembles SHIT. These things stink and give you diarrhea

Golden Krust is a place that specializes in jamaican shit patty

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

filthy smoker

A person who has no respect and thinks they could smoke anytime, anywhere and stink up the good healthy air for decent people and pollute the air with their filth. They are addicted to cigarettes and think cigarettes are good for them. They want to encourage teens and youth and other people to start smoking. They complain about cigarette prices too much. These people are usually chain smokers who continue to smoke daily. You often see these people when your driving when your behind some idiot, that person flicks his lit cigarette out the window and littering. When I see that, I just want to run him into a goddamn utility pole!

My aunt is a filthy smoker and continues to stink up the air of her house

by tatomuck1 November 05, 2008

Ribeye

By far the best most delicious cut of steak to eat.

I ate a Ribeye steak with fries last night

by tatomuck1 March 02, 2009

maturity juice

a beverage also known as alcohol

I need some maturity juice to help me mature faster

by tatomuck1 March 16, 2009

suicide stick

a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette is the same as trying to commit suicide. Thats why they should be called suicide sticks!

Lamar got lung cancer and a hole in his neck from smoking all those suicide sticks. Now he could never swim again and has to talk using a voice box.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009