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a phrase used to describe an intellectual girl who also happens to be incredibly attractive.
she may embrace such things as post-modern feminism, russian literature, left-wing or third party politics, and string theory, but you probably don't care about any of that because you're too busy trying to figure out how to get into her pants.
this rare and fascinating creature probably speaks at least one other language fluently, and could kick your ass at trivial pursuit.
she is most certainly out of your league.
she may embrace such things as post-modern feminism, russian literature, left-wing or third party politics, and string theory, but you probably don't care about any of that because you're too busy trying to figure out how to get into her pants.
this rare and fascinating creature probably speaks at least one other language fluently, and could kick your ass at trivial pursuit.
she is most certainly out of your league.
horny bastard: "dude, check out that girl in the horn-rimmed glasses."
generic wingman: "she's one of those brainy chicks, man. she's the cutest girl in the library."
horny bastard: "too bad. i'd hit that."
generic wingman: "she's one of those brainy chicks, man. she's the cutest girl in the library."
horny bastard: "too bad. i'd hit that."
by tangerine kicks daisies October 30, 2009
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somewhere inbetween grunge and bohemian.
somewhere inbetween grunge and bohemian.
"nice headscarf, tangerine...i love you in peasant chic. you may want to tie it off at the end, though. it's fraying."
"are you trying to go for peasant chic or something? your left nipple is poking through that hole."
"are you trying to go for peasant chic or something? your left nipple is poking through that hole."
by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009
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otherwise known as the mother of bi-curiosity.
she is also famous for collecting babies from impoverished countries like friggin pokemon.
this woman is a goddess.
otherwise known as the mother of bi-curiosity.
she is also famous for collecting babies from impoverished countries like friggin pokemon.
this woman is a goddess.
"i was watching angelina jolie-pitt in gia the other day...maybe i'm a little gay after all."
"i heard angelina jolie-pitt adopted a new baby from nam...gotta catch em all!"
"i'd love to, but i have to go home and sacrifice a goat for my angelina jolie-pitt alter."
"i heard angelina jolie-pitt adopted a new baby from nam...gotta catch em all!"
"i'd love to, but i have to go home and sacrifice a goat for my angelina jolie-pitt alter."
by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009
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i.e. giving yourself the kind of fingernails that would pass a lesbian test.
i.e. giving yourself the kind of fingernails that would pass a lesbian test.
i gave myself a lesbian manicure today in anatomy.
on the bright side, i don't have to worry about maintaining long fingernails...but the all the bitchy girls that sit next to me think i'm gay.
on the bright side, i don't have to worry about maintaining long fingernails...but the all the bitchy girls that sit next to me think i'm gay.
by tangerine kicks daisies November 20, 2009
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tangerine: "it's too bad ben affleck and kate beckinsale are both married with children."
confused friend: "...why?"
tangerine: "because that means affleckinsale will never happen."
confused friend: "...why?"
tangerine: "because that means affleckinsale will never happen."
by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009
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the cause of the first world war.
the cause of the first world war.
"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."
by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009
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