One day soon, I'm moving away from these sticks and catching a Greyhound to New York City. I've stepped in enough chicken shit, and chopped enough wood to last a lifetime!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 15, 2021
Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.
Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021
Andy phones Brandy:
*Andy: "Sup?"
*Brandy: "Nothing much. I'm driving on LSD."
*Andy: "You doing WHAT!?"
*Brandy: "LOL...Calm down dude! I'm cruising Lake Shore Drive expressway!
*Andy: "Sup?"
*Brandy: "Nothing much. I'm driving on LSD."
*Andy: "You doing WHAT!?"
*Brandy: "LOL...Calm down dude! I'm cruising Lake Shore Drive expressway!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 15, 2022
I was married for 11 months exactly! That marriage was nothing but a major interruption to finding true love!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 06, 2022
When a gymnast loses her/his bearings in a twisting, or rotating movement and becomes lost in the air, literally not knowing up from down!
She had been experiecing the twisties during practice sessions, and decided to withdraw from the competition.
by talk2me-JCH2 August 01, 2021
Referring to teenagers.
Sometimes I wonfer what creepagers are thinking! But then I recall how: "I was once a creepager myself!"....Oh well, nevermind.
by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021
1. You're reconize her by her flaming hair , and ample BBDNA! 2. Wow, for a white girl she's got plenty BBDNA! (black booty DNA)! 3. Mercy! look at all that BBDNA!!!
by talk2me-JCH2 August 13, 2016