Roaches were renting rooms!

A "severe" roach infestation.

There were so many roaches in Mrs. Millie's house that a sign on her lawn said: "Rooms to Let". Roaches were renting rooms!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 24, 2021

Broke the Mouth

When you eat something so good you can't stand it! You eat it until its either gone, or you can't eat another mouthful.

My wife's Thanksgiving dinner was so good, I ate 'til I Broke the Mouth!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 31, 2021

The Thomas Affair

The emails from Ginny Thomas, the conservative activist wife of Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas 'to-then' Trump White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, pressing him to fight to do whatever he could to support Donald Trump in his attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election.

The Democrat party says they will handle 'The Thomas Affair' with kidgloves, and prudence.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2022

a spot of

A small amount of something.

Will you join me for a spot of tea, and maybe biscuits?

by talk2me-JCH2 December 14, 2022

squirrel killer

A golf ball that is hit into a tree's canopy.

Oh my! That ball is headed straight for the center of that big oak tree! This one has 'squirrel killer' all over it! I hope the little critters see it coming!

by talk2me-JCH2 September 18, 2022

Cripple Credentials

Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!

If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021

MIP

Acronym for Marijuana Infused Products.

I went to a party over the weekend and the hosts had a whole table filled with MIP goodies! The brownies were sooo good!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 08, 2023