tal's definitions

Taryl

Taryl, is an absolute ass fucking jew. He is ugly as fuck, and manages to trick all the dumb/mentally unbalanced girls into getting together with him. Thankfully, he's such a dork, that even those girls realise just what a needledick he is. He is someone you want to slap, punch, kick, and generally masacre. He has a rubbish smug grin on his spotty face ALL the time, and disgusting blonde hair. He looks like A shit.

Taryl, You're such an male ass fucker, go do the world a favour, and shoot yourself...And your mother too while you're at it...

by Tal April 18, 2005

The Tal

A sexual move involving 100 female orgasams in a row, followed by a smooth pelvis thrust, and ending in a very gentle kiss on the lips.

"He gave her Julia The Tal, and she could'nt walk for days."

by Tal February 20, 2005

December

The twelfth and best month of the year

“I cannot wait for Christmas in December”

by Tal November 21, 2023

Butt muncher

1. One who feeds on butt oks. The butt, a very specail part of the body, can smell differently at all times. a butt muncher may enjoy the rush of smell to his nose or maybe it just taste good. Also is being rumored to be a sport.

2. One who is a stupid butt hole or is an idiot. This is very commonly used. It is interchangable with butt hole.

1. Butt munching is my favorite sport.

2. You stupid butt muncher!

by tal April 27, 2004

December

The twelfth and best month of the year.

“I can’t wait for Christmas in December!”

by Tal November 21, 2023

Karate

An amazing tenacious d song.

With Karate I'll kick your ass, from here to Tiannamen square...Oh yeah motherfucker, I'm gonna kick your fucking derrier, yeah. YOU BROKE THE RULES, NOW I'M GONNA PULL OUT YOUR PUBIC HAIR....

by Tal April 18, 2005

shakeer

<b>Like beer, only you shake it as you dring</b>

by Tal September 13, 2003