sex and the city

a show about 3 hookers and their mom

did u watch sex and the city last night

no i dnt watch porn with a plot

by symple jack March 14, 2009

Subway Scraps

the lettuce and cheese that was once in your sandwich. there is usually some ends of bread ends in there. there might be some shredded cheese in there too

guy 1 want my subway scraps?
guy 2 no man i still got my sandwich

by symple jack February 05, 2009

beastie boys

the best jews since jezus.

i just got the new beastie boys album hello nasty

by symple jack March 15, 2009

jerk sock

a sock that when guys are jerking off they (jizz) in it so it wont be on the curtains, carpet, bed or couch.

i had to flush my jerk sock because my mom came into the bathroom

by symple jack January 10, 2009

Obama

jezus 2.0

no need it is obama

by symple jack January 21, 2009

nintendo revolution

a wii that is the most over rated 250 doller, plastic impulse buy. it just has 1 good 3rd party game and this is a definition that is made in 2009 not pre realease hype

damnit this has no games. stupid nintendo revolution

by symple jack January 31, 2009

death claw

the hardest enemy to kill in Fallout 3. They can be seen killing super mutant behemoths.

goddamnit, there is a fickin death claw. Now i cant complete quests

by symple jack February 18, 2009