Sarah :- Hey Andy, you can't understand new technology
Andy :- Yeah, I'm one of those.
Steve :- You certainly got that right buddy!
C.U.N.T.
Andy :- Yeah, I'm one of those.
Steve :- You certainly got that right buddy!
C.U.N.T.
by swineyvee October 08, 2006
A result of something unexpectedly and exciting happening at an event where a crowd of people have like minded ideals.
Tony the duty manager that day said, "Hey up Steve, watch out for the spunkathon on the end of platform 3 when those nerdy trainspotters see the new class 66 locos emerge from Gaer tunnel".
by swineyvee October 09, 2006
Beddy :- Nar then cocky, what's up?
Mr Lee :- Don't know why you bothered running K58 trip from Hunslet today, only had a cuntfull on it!
Beddy :- Because, cocky, I've got a shedfull to send on its backworking. Now send the engine over to the down yard.
(K58 is the train i.d.)
Mr Lee :- Don't know why you bothered running K58 trip from Hunslet today, only had a cuntfull on it!
Beddy :- Because, cocky, I've got a shedfull to send on its backworking. Now send the engine over to the down yard.
(K58 is the train i.d.)
by swineyvee October 11, 2006
Talking bollocks. One who is well versed in the art of bullshitting and making things up as they go along.
Ken :- Oy Steve, did you understand a word of what Mr Blair just said?
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.
by swineyvee October 09, 2006
A northern England term used to describe rubbish or general crap. Can also be used to describe a bad smell etc. It is unclear as to the spelling of this word - it could be rangam, wrangum or wrangam.
1 - Towbar Tom told me to lob all that pile of old rangum in the skip.
2 - She hadn't had a wash for a week and her minge stunk like rangam.
2 - She hadn't had a wash for a week and her minge stunk like rangam.
by swineyvee October 09, 2006
The tail end of the peashooter exhaust system on a chavs car. This unnecessary appendage is for show, not go, and only raises the pitiful exhaust note by made by the puny 4 cylinder engine by approx 1.2 decibels.
Guy :- Oy Rich, what about that MoPar animal yesterday with the big block 440 and big duals on it?
Richard :- Yeah, wow! made the fuckin' ground shake. Almost cum in me pants from the vibes! Fuckin' awesome!!
Guy :- Not like them chavrolets with their horse knobs eh?
Richard :- No.
Richard :- Yeah, wow! made the fuckin' ground shake. Almost cum in me pants from the vibes! Fuckin' awesome!!
Guy :- Not like them chavrolets with their horse knobs eh?
Richard :- No.
by swineyvee October 10, 2006
Agree also with Gregg (thumb up).
This British definition applies to BBC / ITV ceefax or teletext. Refer Skint = no dosh for subs and internet = supposedly free information network. No payment to use ceefax henceforth skinternet.
This British definition applies to BBC / ITV ceefax or teletext. Refer Skint = no dosh for subs and internet = supposedly free information network. No payment to use ceefax henceforth skinternet.
Thought for the day guys and girls - what if the guy who invented the internet (good ol' boy) patented it or whatever and charged us sorry arsed buggers for a crack at this newfangled wonderful invention every time we clicked on a link, say 0.001 penny a time. Well he would be so fucking rich that even Bill Gates would look poor by comparison and the rest of the prolateriat would be ultimately forced to use the skinternet.
by swineyvee October 18, 2006